QUOTE(Princess Fox @ Jun 19 2010, 19:01)

I don;t know about that, I've heard some insane drunks. The guy was screaming about how his tv stopped working, then he started singing like a virgin, tried to have a splash fight in his pool with a dog, yelled some more (couldn't understand him), then his neighbor sprayed him with a hose to get to him to shut the fuck up, and he was screaming like he was getting killed. Eventually he wore himself out/sobered up and took a nap on his porch. Quite a good show actually.
I miss those days, ah to be young again...
Oh, and Tens, I believe she's one of those American Idol winners or some such. You know, the "who can whore it the best" competitions...