[X] My Assistant

Not that... Whatever the fuck that dude is wearing.

It's his latex fun suit. The whip's under the chair.

It's gross, is what it is. You know damn well that eurofag isn't getting any.

It's gross, is what it is. You know damn well that eurofag isn't getting any.

I know, that's why he likes fucking up my hath perks.

I know, that's why he likes fucking up my hath perks.

He did give you that gem thingy. Which is way better than that fucking cookie he was giving out.

He did give you that gem thingy.

Yeah, I like the gem thingy. It's cute.

Which is way better than that fucking cookie he was giving out.

Out of all the Catdongs, I guess it's good Baby was the one who got it. The other two he gave it to, though...I think that dick pump was a bit too tight and cut off the circulation to his brain. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

Well look on the bright side, if he gave out 3 cookies this year, then perhaps he'll do more next year and those to come?

I finally stopped procrastinating, and did it. My first translation. Tell me what you think, I might do some more editing before I publish it.
Edit: I just noticed rob's new title. I take it you watch porn with the sound turned off?

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Jan 6 2010, 12:49

[xhamster.com] OH HO HO NO THE LOLZ!

I bet that's flint.

I'm not into binkies.

Somebody that stopped in this thread seemed to like it, so I published it.

Hey, flint? Could you be a doll and translate what your fellow Deustchlander in that video is saying?

Somebody that stopped in this thread seemed to like it, so I published it.

Hey and someone already tagged your gallery as a "doopuh". So great job on that.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Jan 6 2010, 13:24

Posted an "appeal" in the re-up thread, and un-published it for now...

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Jan 6 2010, 13:27

Hey, flint? Could you be a doll and translate what your fellow Deustchlander in that video is saying?

I'm not going to watch that fag and turn the volume up enough to clearly understand him for the complete video.

He talks about being bullied in school because of his tiny dick and being left by his two girlfriends because of it. Then he talks about sitting there like that for months and how he only allows him to cum once a week. At the end (I forwarded), he asks for other fags or fagorettes to join him.

He could be one of us!

You don't need to watch it, just listen to that Godawful throaty noise you call a language.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Jan 6 2010, 14:14

Dupe tag removed, and re-published. It isn't a dupe, because it's a different translation.

[xhamster.com] OH HO HO NO THE LOLZ!

Hey, y'know, I've gotta beat off later, and now I've got THIS to contend with...

Somebody that stopped in this thread seemed to like it, so I published it.

It is an awesome portrayal. I rather fancy the well-developed, petite succubus; she makes his penis look bigger.

This thread turned into gold, then someone spun it into shit.

Great.

I hate you all.

I look at you guys as my balls.

Dammit, I just received another conversion attempt e-mail, and lost another friend because of it. I don't force atheism on them, so why the hell do they keep forcing religion on me...

roflpwnt

Dammit, I just received another conversion attempt e-mail, and lost another friend because of it. I don't force atheism on them, so why the hell do they keep forcing religion on me...

Because you're going to hell, son!