QUOTE(Cyriel @ Nov 28 2009, 06:59)

He dropped his cocaine in the bathroom, but because he was so fucked on crack he took a shit all over it...
Am i getting close?
No, you windmill nigger. As usual, you're not even close. It's talcum powder. He powders himself down after he takes a shower and it gets everywhere. It mixes with the urine and shit in his toilet and he doesn't flush at night because he doesn't want to wake up the wetbacks who live in the apartment below him, although why he would even give a fuck about them is beyond me.
QUOTE(Cyriel @ Nov 28 2009, 06:59)

Also, and frankly this part bothers the shit out of me, why in gods name would you stay and take a picture of something like that, assuming you walked in there, found that train wreck and suddenly decided "hey, let's not throw up, but take a picture instead"... Very disturbing tens.
Oh, I almost forgot to post this.
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It's his shitty toilet paper that he set on the counter next to his sink. It photographed quite beautifully, IMO.
QUOTE(radixius @ Nov 28 2009, 09:09)

Toilet Chianti.
He refers to it as Lemon Cake.