[X] My Assistant

Oh I have seen several of the new faces.

But onto more important matters who's deathy help out this old flailing internet noob

But onto more important matters who's deathy help out this old flailing internet noob

That would be Deathscythe_X1, the guy who posts in this tread.

Ah meesa see meesa see.

convinients

sayd

Deathyspeak is so cute. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

See, that's the Deathscythe language, Fire. Tread = thread, wath = what and WoW = wow. Not the game, just wow.

There's also Cocospeak but we won't go into that.

Today confirms it: Sports are more important than women. I should be pissed off at my women situation which did not improve/got worse today, but my football team won and a key rival lost, so I'm happy. Its sad how women make you forget your priorities...

OMG, I just found out my car's alternator needs to be replaced and I can't drive it anywhere because it might stop working. I have a Honda and it's only 7 years old and the freakin' alternator is bad? WTF? I got a Honda on purpose because they "never" break down. Shit, that's going to cost me so much money, even to get it rebuilt. Shit sucks ass, man. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

Fuck this. I swear, I need to do HentaiVerse or tag galleries all the time because I can't deal with any RL shit anymore.

If only you lived near me. I know how to work on those things and I could replace your alternator easily with a case of beer. Just go to Autozone, those things only cost 60 USD.

Deathyspeak is so cute. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

See, that's the Deathscythe language, Fire. Tread = thread, wath = what and WoW = wow. Not the game, just wow.

There's also Cocospeak but we won't go into that.

Lol, it seems that I fail with grammar xD.

Today confirms it: Sports are more important than women. I should be pissed off at my women situation which did not improve/got worse today, but my football team won and a key rival lost, so I'm happy. Its sad how women make you forget your priorities...

Lol, well... I wish you luck with your woman situation man... and also... I guess we learn something new each day xD.

Thread reply #5008 get.

Also, Death, your grammar was just fine there. As I was saying...

Karma. Now. I propose a game - roll a d%¹ for every 100 points of power you have (up to the maximum limit of 1000) and imbue me with the result.
Examples: If you have 123 power, roll 1d%... if you have 666 power, roll 6d%... etc...

¹ For those of you that don't play D&D, a d% are those two matching ten-sided dice... except one has the numbers 0 through 9 on every side, and the other has multiples of ten making basic addition easy.
² ...or for those of you that are lazy and can't be assed to roll TWO dice at a time, just roll a d100.

GO! GO! GO!

This post has been edited by Gregorius: Sep 20 2009, 10:45

You D&D types make me want to upchuck the boogie.

Lol, it seems that I fail with grammar xD.

It seems, huh?

Also, Patrick Swayze died, and that's awesome.

If only you lived near me. I know how to work on those things and I could replace your alternator easily with a case of beer. Just go to Autozone, those things only cost 60 USD.

You can make it run with a case of beer? Lol, j/k. I'd totally let you work on it, too, and I'd buy you whatever kind of beer you'd want.

And yeah, I know the part's affordable, it's the cost of labor that gets you. One time an alternator went out in another car I had and my friend and I bought the part and did the work ourselves. Saved a ton of money. But that was a crap car and this is my Honda and I don't even want to mess with it. I'll just pay out the ass to have a mechanic do it. :/



Oh, and in other news, yyyyyyyy failnegged me and then sent me a PM apologizing for "accidentally" negging me. I mean, how retarded to you have to be to hit the wrong karma hole? Such an idiot. Anyway, to all the neggers here, feel free to make his red numbers grow. I'm almost beginning to think he's someone's joke account. I'm pretty sure he's underage.

I believe he is a she. Although, they're so incoherent, that it's like trying to read one of my earlier days posts. I planned to neg the retard eventually, so no worries.

Same here, for reasons I don't feel like getting into, but if you're paying attention, it should be rather obvious.

I know why. :3

Same here, for reasons I don't feel like getting into, but if you're paying attention, it should be rather obvious.

Is it because he/she/it is annoying? Thats why I was considering negging her/him/it.

Other reasons, sir. Other reasons.

Like wut mistah Rad?

[. . .] if you're paying attention, it should be rather obvious.

Someone paying attention here? Trying to be serious? Ha ha ha ha ha!! Good one mister rad :3

mistah

Don't make me take off my belt.

But this time I did it on purpose, it's not a grammar fail T_T