[X] My Assistant

I wish I could speak from experience like you, sir :<

Eh... There's a little bit of that goin' on, but it's not a vacation.

Should work on that, cutey, I'm a flaming homosexualcakes.

NONEDIT: Leaving it this way, it amuses me more.

He wants to kill himself, you stupid fuck.

So he'll cease attending the forum. Same difference.
If he wasn't just trying to be a drama whore he wouldn't use so many fucking periods and wouldn't be so drama whore-ey. What I'm saying is that you had your own four page topic on something you similarly didn't do, so I don't see the issue with using his own pre-existing topic to wax his inner-emo and call for help.

Argsaka makes me want to start typing Meat Loaf songs verbatim.

Argsaka makes me want to start typing Meat Loaf songs verbatim.

Are there any other songs that involve multiple parts?

I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

Yes, let's brainwash him a little, that will make him happier!

Well, we should have fun with this, cause y'know how much faith we put in that notion.

So he'll cease attending the forum. Same difference.
If he wasn't just trying to be a drama whore he wouldn't use so many fucking periods and wouldn't be so drama whore-ey. What I'm saying is that you had your own four page topic on something you similarly didn't do, so I don't see the issue with using his own pre-existing topic to wax his inner-emo and call for help.

Are you completely fucking retarded that you take people here seriously? Go play in traffic. If logic doesn't hit by then, hopefully an oncoming car will.

I'll plow right through--I just hope another one of me isn't comin' through.

What the hell is wrong with you? That wasn't even directed at you.

-sigh- Just stop this argue guys. Please.

Are you completely fucking retarded that you take people here seriously? Go play in traffic. If logic doesn't hit by then, hopefully an oncoming car will.

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone else here acknowledges you at all. You give them no reason to.

And yet here you are acknowledging me every time I post. Way to contradict yourself, asslunch.

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone else here acknowledges you at all. You give them no reason to.

Now, I'm going to repost this with the selection you missed highlighted. Would you please point out my self-contradiction?

No.

And the reason for this is that you can't and there isn't one.

asslunch.

:3

What the hell is wrong with you? That wasn't even directed at you.

I should've articulated that I wanted to be the guy in the car. May I also play a part in this act?

-sigh- Just stop this argue guys. Please.

Alright. Hey, Deathy? Okay, uh, can you find Jesus Christ? I dunno about that--but find somebody, would ya? You're gonna screw yourself up.

Man... not to offend, but I am already not eating good, didn't sleep the whole night, and overall, I think that I might puke, all because I am worried about I person... that's the only thing keeping me here now. And I will wait as long as necesary until I talk to her, then... I will see what I will do...

THE 'FAMILY FEUD' VIDEO GAME!