[X] My Assistant

Not like I do Sarah. Carlos Mencia can go to hell for all I care. Damn taco-breathed retard.

is that like rigatoni or ravioli?

What the hell are you talking about?

Is this that circle jerk of non sequiturs I've heard about?

rad reminds me of an internet version of Carlos Mencia mixed with Sarah Silverman.

Ouch...

Ouch! I am wounded!

I am being sincere.

Is this that circle jerk of non sequiturs I've heard about?

You turn left at the Chevron station. If you see a church, you've gone too far.

Spent my load on random karma ftw, and holy shit I might have a girlfriend soon....Hell hath frozen over.

Spent my load on random karma ftw, and holy shit I might have a girlfriend soon....Hell hath frozen over.

I see this post and I think of Cappy..

Spent my load on random karma ftw, and holy shit I might have a girlfriend soon....Hell hath frozen over.

Does she know you visit this site? If not and you want to not have a girlfriend, tell her about it.

Yeah, that's a sure way to victory, hope she never checks my browser history!

Oh boy Arrngrimey! I've got a desperate stripper for you! You might even get the burning whilst you pee!

You turn left at the Chevron station. If you see a church, you've gone too far.

So it wasn't at the strip joint? DAMMIT!

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Aug 1 2009, 02:08

I usually burst into flames when I walk through the arches of a church...

You turn left at the Chevron station. If you see a church, you've gone too far.

If you see a hotel next to the Chevron, that's where my friend works. But don't go there, he smokes near the gas pumps when he's on his break.


Oh, wait...

I usually burst into flames when I walk through the arches of a church...

You can hang out at the Chevron, too. It'll go up in flames one of these days anyway.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Aug 1 2009, 02:18

If you see a hotel next to the Chevron, that's where my friend works. But don't go there, he smokes near the gas pumps when he's on his break.

Does he talk on the cell phone while wearing a wool sweater? Don't want him to get a freak gasoline accident.


EDIT: I am slow...... Also, this whole thing reminds me of Zoolander. Burn while you pee or burn at Chevron? Decisions, decisions...

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Aug 1 2009, 02:24

See post edit.

If you see a hotel next to the Chevron, that's where my friend works. But don't go there, he smokes near the gas pumps when he's on his break.

Is that the guy you mentioned before that digs through the trash for discarded porn?

This post has been edited by whatever4096: Aug 1 2009, 02:42

L o freaking L guys

Is that the guy you mentioned before that digs through the trash for discarded porn?

If you mean he checks to see if the Porn Fairy came, then yes, that's him.

If you mean he checks to see if the Porn Fairy came, then yes, that's him.

Yes, that's the one. I wish there was a real Porn Fairy that wasn't just some alias for a dumpster full of DVDs (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

This post has been edited by whatever4096: Aug 1 2009, 03:31

Yes, that's the one. I wish there was a real Porn Fairy that wasn't just some alias for a dumpster full of DVDs (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

You mean the Porn Fairy isn't real? You've just killed what was left of my childhood. I'm going to go home and cry myself to sleep. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)