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Already took care of if before you even asked... but... now you have to wait like 2 days 11 hours for the next cargo... soo...

Oh yeah. Well, I just wanted to get a post in here, for good measure.

I made 3D Glittery. He's yummykins.

I told you that I neg back.

How did you know I negged you?

Why do you hate me, what did I ever do to you. I'd never done anything to annoy you. Now try not to upset me, you don't wanna mess with a tough person.

What's your problem?

You're hatred of me is starting to bother me, you're hurting my feelings which is bad for me in real-life, you may not care what I said. But you're getting on my last nerves, if you don't stop negging me. I swear for the love of noodles, I'll put a hurting on you. Last time, I got picked by bullies and got me in trouble, I was so mad that I had to hurt them.

:3

I made 3D Glittery. He's yummykins.

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2009-07-05 21:36 +5 D.D.D. - 5050 - X3 Thanks, buddy. You're a swell guy!

You are violently incorrect.

You are violently incorrect.

Guess I've been warned. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif);;

LOL, rad just doesn't like anything that don't be Raud numbers. Am I right Rad?

Is that why Rad and Coco get along so well, a shared love of red karma?

LOL, rad just doesn't like anything that don't be Raud numbers. Am I right Rad?

I gave him green, faggot :<

Is that why Rad and Coco get along so well, a shared love of red karma?

Of course. Coco wants me to rail her.

Well, guess that there are still a few surprises left on this world. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Edit: I wonder what will be next (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

This post has been edited by Deathscythe_X1: Jul 6 2009, 02:36

Well, guess that there are still a few surprises left on this world. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Edit: I wonder what will be next (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

My RL friend and I were talking on the phone yesterday and he told me about this retarded guy who comes in his work (Chevron mini-mart) every so often with his tard group. I mean he's clinically retarded and talks all dur dur dur.

The retarded guy was telling my friend about how they go to baseball games, etc., and then out of the blue, he just blurts out, "Durrrr, my roommate raped me in my ass."

I started laughing thinking my friend was bullshitting until he told me the retarded guy started crying and told him the roommate (also retarded) held him down on his bed and buttfucked him. I was like, "Holy shit, what happened to the roommate?" and he said he went to jail. I told him I didn't think they'd send a retarded person to jail and he said maybe he went to a retarded jail.

Anyway, true story.

Holy fucking shit... if that's true... I don't have any words to descriibe what I want to say...

I am speechless... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Your friends go trou very abnormal situations Tens... very abnormal ones...

Your friends go trou very abnormal situations Tens... very abnormal ones...

Yeah, next door to where he works is a hotel and sometimes he used to call me and tell me the "porn fairy" came. That was the code for telling me he found porno DVDs and magazines when he was dumping the trashcans next to the gas pumps.

I guess the hotel guests would ditch their porn in the garbage while they were gassing up on their way back home. ROFL. And the DVDs were always in pretty good condition, too. Only used for one-nighters, I guess.

WTF?!?!? I will find that hotel even if it's the last thing I do in my life!! -faints-

Also: LOL, "Porn Fairy" XD. That just made my day ^^

Porn.... I haven't really bought any at all lately and the dvd I once had, my mom's boyfriend stole it from my house. My mom found in his gym bag one day and I never laughed so hard. Anyways, now I just watch downloads with mai waifu but if the porn fairy ever stopped by my place I would not refuse the offer.

my mom's boyfriend stole it from my house. My mom found in his gym bag one day and I never laughed so hard.

So, did you just let him keep it?

If you hide your porn under the bed the porn fairy takes it all away and leaves a shiny sixpence under your pillow.

If you hide your porn under the bed the porn fairy takes it all away and leaves a shiny sixpence under your pillow.

That doesn't sound like a fair exchange (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif).

So, did you just let him keep it?

I did not want it back. It came from his gym bag so no telling if he handled it in a sanitary manner. I'd have to lysol the hell out of it and clean it in oxy clean then pasteurize it and then finally disinfect it with 5% bleach solution ....that would be too much of a pain in the ass.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Jul 6 2009, 06:08

I did not want it back. It came from his gym bag so no telling if he handled it in a sanitary manner. I'd have to lysol the hell out of it and clean it in oxy clean then pasteurize it and then finaly disinfect it with 5% bleach solution.... and that would be too much of a pain in the ass.

Good point, but did you at least say anything to him? Something like "Why you jackin' my shit, bitch?"