QUOTE(Gregorius @ Jun 15 2009, 03:49)

Yes... yes... and--OH, FUCK YOU. A real Martini is gin, vermouth and get-the-fuck-out-of-my-sight-if-you-think-otherwise.
Garnish with X olives, where 'X' is the inverse of the difference between the number of balls you have (variable 'U') and the number of balls of all the "manly men" sitting beside you at the bar drinking their Coors cans and Budweiser bottles combined (variable 'T')... in other words, "T - U = -X", because real men have the balls to order Martinis at an open bar and they know it.
And guys? Remember your TUX when you're out throwing back Martinis with the boys. It's classy.
That was just awesme. (IMG:[
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And Death... yeah you do use "XD" an "LOL" alot!