[X] My Assistant

I hope we can keep this thread off-topic as much as possible. I'm not sure how to do that, though...

You could post hawt pixxx of yourself. You know like eat a banana and post it here (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

You could post hawt pixxx of yourself. You know like eat a banana and post it here (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

We're out of bananas. Figures.

I love to see that good old german engineering (yes im proud (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) ) is still used around the world - and btw, it´s no surprise a TBM (TunnelBohrMaschine) is stopped by some steel, it´s made to dig through dirt anyway

We're out of bananas. Figures.

I'd be equally happy if you'd shove a tangelo in your mouth.

I'd be equally happy if you'd shove a tangelo in your mouth.

You're a lady of oddly specific and obscure tastes. I wouldn't know where to find one, let alone how to fit one in my mouth. [en.wikipedia.org] They seem like they're shaped all wrong for it.

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"They generally have loose skin and are easier to peel than oranges,[1] readily distinguished from them by a characteristic "nipple" at the stem."
Well, that does sound appealing...

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Feb 1 2014, 06:17

So... you should totally take a picture of you eating one of those and one of blowing balloons, and then eating oysters thereafter - just sayin'. According to my wife, it invokes a feeling like us guys watching a hot chick sucking on a pickle.

Evokes, I think you mean. And the oysters seem like a bad idea. Who would want to see me holding my nose and wincing to fight the urge to vomit?

Evokes, I think you mean. And the oysters seem like a bad idea. Who would want to see me holding my nose and wincing to fight the urge to vomit?

Evokes. Yes. That's why I'm no literary genius because of my invocation of the methadology of stupidity.

In any case, sorry to hear that. I love the seafood.

EDIT: Fuck english! j/k

RE-EDIT: It took many years with a bunch of Irish nuns to kill my accent and be proficient enough with the language.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Feb 1 2014, 06:57

In any case, sorry to hear that. I love the seafood.

VAGINA JOKE!

Yes. It nearly slipped my mind.

You're a lady of oddly specific and obscure tastes.

You say that like it's a bad thing (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)

a characteristic "nipple" at the stem."

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blush.gif) Cause who doesn't like nipples

So... you should totally take a picture of you eating one of those and one of blowing balloons, and then eating oysters thereafter

Wait... why the balloon?

And the oysters seem like a bad idea. Who would want to see me holding my nose and wincing to fight the urge to vomit?

Yeah oysters are not so good (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

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Wait... why the balloon?

I don't know, I think it's because my wife is well-endowed and to her it reminds her of a certain kind of kiss.

I don't know, I think it's because my wife is well-endowed and to her it reminds her of a certain kind of kiss.

Ah yes, I see what she's getting at now being well endowed myself. But to be honest this was the first thing I thought of when you said blow up a balloon

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That's kind of cute but awkward compared to what I was referring to.

Ah yes, I see what she's getting at now being well endowed myself. But to be honest this was the first thing I thought of when you said blow up a balloon

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Is he fingering the balloon

I don't know, I think it's because my wife is well-endowed and to her it reminds her of a certain kind of kiss.

Ah yes, I see what she's getting at now being well endowed myself.

I don't know what either of you mean, and I feel stupid.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Feb 2 2014, 06:10

I don't know what either of you mean, and I feel stupid.

Use over time for: endowed

those are some nice balloons

I know right, I want them. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

That's kind of cute but awkward compared to what I was referring to.

Yeah I know, that's why it took me a bit. I was thinking all innocently. Then I remembered I was on a hentai site. Also tell Wifu she should watch Seikon no Qwaser.

Is he fingering the balloon

Well it's only polite

I don't know what either of you mean, and I feel stupid.

Well it's kind of like this. At least that's what I'm thinking he means now.

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