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it's here too... hmmm. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

You have imbued "Greed the Avaricious" with 250 points of karma.
Your Karma Influence Power has been drained, and is now 1.

Man, can't wait until Tenboro nixes the karma system and you fuckers finally clear out of here.

What the hell happened here?

Cool thread.

Karma Amplification increases the effect of the imbuement by 50%.

You have imbued Gasior with 943.5 points of karma.

Your Karma Influence Power has been drained, and is now 1.

hooray for karma

Stop this madness!!
Karma given without reason is pointless!!

Lol, karma thread moved to here?

Stop this madness!!
Karma given without reason is pointless!!

Calm the fuck down, Sally. Karma's pretty much pointless anyways, or at least it will be once Tenboro phases it out.

Why do stupid people always have to screw up everything?
Politics, religion, star wars....

Calm the fuck down, Sally. Karma's pretty much pointless anyways, or at least it will be once Tenboro phases it out.

God dammit do I have to explain the concept of Karma AGAIN?

God dammit do I have to explain the concept of Karma AGAIN?

I'm gonna say yes.

God dammit do I have to explain the concept of Karma AGAIN?

Yes, but only because I find the capriciousness of your posts pleasantly arousing.

Yes, but only because I find the capriciousness of your posts pleasantly arousing.

I can't help but concur.

You have imbued LOKAT with 406 points of karma.
Your Karma Influence Power has been drained, and is now 1.

God fucking dammit you sad sacks of shit, imbuing others with your so-called Karma willy-nilly, you fuckers can't even grasp the basic truth, can you? "Oh, I blasted her face with my load of Karma!" you might say, as you clench your limp and impotent manhood with all the strength you can muster in your left hand. "Man, I spent my Karma aaaaaall over her tits!" you gasp, furiously fingering that fetid wasteland you call an asshole, desperately trying to achieve an orgasm without relying on mental images of a nude Nancy Pelosi, her wrinkled legs spread wide open, a warm and inviting country willing to accept not just you but also the little illegal alien inside your pants, fully erect and yet barely touching your boxers.

Karma is not something you can fucking give. You cannot give Karma, you cannot be given Karma. Life isn't some fucking cash register job at the local supermarket, and Karma isn't a fistful of bucks handed to you by your redneck boss whose eyes tell of a sordid life spent behind bars for a crime he didn't commit.

Karma is not given. Karma is not earned. It's something accrued, fuckasses.

You. Yes you, you flaming bag of turds. You excrete karma from your very being, much like your overweight mother excretes sweat from every pore, simply by the virtue of existing. Karma is a reaction, born forth from any and every single fucking action. Positive Karma. Negative Karma. Karma. Karma. Karma Karma Karma Karma KARMA.

Still not getting it through your addled brains, maggots? Fine, let's make it simple. Think of life as a bar. You walk in, twirling the keys to your Mercedes Benz, for everyone to see. And oh, they see. And the bitches, they get so hot and bothered and their panties get wet so quickly you'd be forgiven for thinking somebody spiked their drinks with some sort of laxatives, not the shitting ones but the pissing ones, if those even exist.

Get where I'm going at? Karma is the reaction to your action. Those panties coming off, drenched to the fibers with the scent of ammonia, that's fucking Karma. Your Mercedes Benz? That's not Karma. I mean for fuck's sake you idiots think it's Carma or something? Huh? Huh?

LIFE IS SUFFERING YOU DISGUSTING SONS OF BITCHES. IT'S LIKE BEING A MAGICAL GIRL, ALRIGHT? YOU ACCRUE KARMA. YOU ACCRUE SOME MORE. YOU DIE. THEN YOU GET SENT TO THE PEARLY GATES AND SAINT PETER MEASURES UP THE KARMA YOU'VE ACCRUED AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, [INSERT YOUR FUCKING NAME HERE], YOU'VE LED A SHITTY LIFE AND POSTED IN THE SPAMHOUSE A LOT, SO I GUESS YOU'RE BEING REBORN AS A SLUG." AND THEN YOU GET FUCKING REBORN AS A SLUG BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING SPAMMER AND THAT IS NO LESS THAN YOU DESERVE.

STOP GIVING KARMA AWAY YOU SHITHEADS THAT GOES AGAINST THE NATURAL ORDER.

LIFE IS SUFFERING AND THE ULTIMATE GOAL IT TO ATTAIN NIRVANA, THE ULTIMATE ENLIGHTENMENT, THUS FREEING YOURSELVES FROM THE CYCLE OF REBIRTH. DISNEY HAD A MOVIE ABOUT IT CALLED LION KING WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR LOCAL BLOCKBUSTERS AND BORROW A VHS AND WATCH IT SO YOU GET THE IDEA INSTEAD OF BEING USELESS BRAINLESS FLESHBAGS WHO THINK IT'S OKAY TO IMBUE PEOPLE WITH KARMA?

OKAY?

OKAY?

Man, can't wait until Tenboro brings back negative karma.

LIFE IS SUFFERING AND THE ULTIMATE GOAL IT TO ATTAIN NIRVANA, THE ULTIMATE ENLIGHTENMENT, THUS FREEING YOURSELVES FROM THE CYCLE OF REBIRTH. DISNEY HAD A MOVIE ABOUT IT CALLED LION KING WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR LOCAL BLOCKBUSTERS AND BORROW A VHS AND WATCH IT SO YOU GET THE IDEA INSTEAD OF BEING USELESS BRAINLESS FLESHBAGS WHO THINK IT'S OKAY TO IMBUE PEOPLE WITH KARMA?
OKAY?

The Lion King was [www.kimbawlion.com] a rip-off.
Have some willy-nilly karma.

Fuck you ginger, your futile attempt to curry favor with me only serves to heighten my contempt towards you.