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post Nov 9 2011, 22:13
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My clock tends to wake me up just as early on weekends.
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post Nov 10 2011, 01:08
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QUOTE(Marvin666 @ Nov 9 2011, 21:13) *

My clock tends to wake me up just as early on weekends.

Yeah, I once forgot that and panicked out and went to school and nobody was there........ and then I lol'd.... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Nov 10 2011, 04:15
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QUOTE(Marvin666 @ Nov 9 2011, 17:13) *

My clock tends to wake me up just as early on weekends.


this forum affects me... for a sec I thought you said

QUOTE(Marvin666 @ Nov 9 2011, 17:13) *

My cock tends to wake me up just as early on weekends.


anyway, hi marvin xD
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post Nov 12 2011, 17:43
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QUOTE(Benjiro @ Nov 10 2011, 02:08) *

Yeah, I once forgot that and panicked out and went to school and nobody was there........ and then I lol'd.... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


I did that once... that bus trip was a waste of 2 hours (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Nov 17 2011, 12:03
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My wife's clock likewise tend to wake me up on my off-days, & then it's hell just to get back to sleep. Then, I'll just surf the net & the forum for a while, before flopping back on the bed & dozing off.
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post Nov 18 2011, 02:17
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You have a wife?
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post Nov 18 2011, 02:19
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It has been forever since I have been in this topic, did I miss anything important?
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post Nov 18 2011, 03:37
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I misread clock as cock.
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post Nov 18 2011, 03:39
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QUOTE(skillchip @ Nov 17 2011, 19:19) *

It has been forever since I have been in this topic, did I miss anything important?


Important? Oh yeah, well we did find a cure for AIDS, so there's that...
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post Nov 18 2011, 05:00
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QUOTE(FourThirteen @ Nov 17 2011, 19:39) *

Important? Oh yeah, well we did find a cure for AIDS, so there's that...


Actually, that was in Gamers Chat (No Joke)
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post Nov 18 2011, 07:21
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Strawberry yogurt doesn't go well with chicken fajitas...
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post Nov 18 2011, 07:23
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Strawberry Yogurt is yummy (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Nov 18 2011, 07:27
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Damn straight.

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post Nov 18 2011, 07:35
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QUOTE(Razorflame @ Nov 17 2011, 23:23) *

Strawberry Yogurt is yummy (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)


Holy shit, I thought you weren't coming back. How's it going dude?
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post Nov 18 2011, 15:04
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QUOTE(Tenseigamoon @ Nov 18 2011, 08:17) *

You have a wife?


Yup, been married for 10 years now... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Nov 23 2011, 08:02
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It's been unusually warm here for the last week, not that I'm complaining.
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post Nov 23 2011, 08:06
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So.. my cock once woke me up because I had an unusual morning wood one day. Is it supposed to burn when I pee?
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post Nov 23 2011, 08:10
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QUOTE(gummygaeru @ Nov 23 2011, 00:06) *

So.. my cock once woke me up because I had an unusual morning wood one day. Is it supposed to burn when I pee?


Sounds like a similar situation a member here had. Semen might have gotten backed up into the urinary tract. Perhaps you had a near ejaculation in your sleep?

Edit: Also, consistently waking up without morning wood may be a sign of a circulatory problem.

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post Nov 23 2011, 08:22
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QUOTE(kingwolf @ Nov 23 2011, 15:10) *

Sounds like a similar situation a member here had. Semen might have gotten backed up into the urinary tract. Perhaps you had a near ejaculation in your sleep?

Edit: Also, consistently waking up without morning wood may be a sign of a circulatory problem.


So a rubber band and a penis don't mix. Duly noted.
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post Nov 23 2011, 09:30
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QUOTE(kingwolf @ Nov 23 2011, 01:10) *

Edit: Also, consistently waking up without morning wood may be a sign of a circulatory problem.


I would think consistently waking up with wood may be a sign of bigger problems.
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