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Last time I ordered a Hawaiian it had onions, mushrooms and corn

That's downright sick. I can understand mushrooms, and maybe onions, but corn? Are you sure you didn't fuck the girlfriend of the guy who took the order?

Simmer down, dude, it's just corn.

I don't like korn all that much either. Popkorn's alright though.

That's downright sick. I can understand mushrooms, and maybe onions, but corn? Are you sure you didn't fuck the girlfriend of the guy who took the order?

This is Korea. We apparently manage to fuck up a sure thing. And we have weirdass pizzas*. At least they can pull off a pepperoni with cheese crust just fine. I remember ordering Italian sausage. I expected just Italian sausage, much like how a pepperoni comes with just pepperoni. I got onion and corn then too.

Also, remember, Blorg = Pathetic virgin.

* Example 1: Swiss Fondue** Pizza - Pizza with pepperoni, bacon and mushrooms. With basil sauce and fondue cheese in the middle of the pizza. And then covered in a weave of sweet potato paste.

** I've never had fondue, but I doubt this pizza exemplifies exactly what Swiss Fondue is supposed to be.

Koreans seem to have this sweet potato fetish when it comes to pizza. We even have this thing called the Rich Gold, where in between the pizza and the cruse we put in cheese and sweet potato paste. We have Cheese Bites, which is like the American Pizza Hut equivalent, except instead of cheese it's cheese plus sweet potato paste***. Also, mushrooms.

*** At the very least, I am thankful that the Crunch Gold**** is just potato chips and cheese, as opposed to sweet potato chips and cheese.

****(*****) Remember the good old time when cheese in the crust was the pinnacle of innovation and a luxury? Man, good times.

***** I continue to steal things from noah's bit.

***** I continue to steal things from noah's bit.

I'm always flattered when people do so. If anything, it shouldn't worry people to use things from my act for two reasons:

1. It's public domain.
2. It brings a smile to my face.
2.00001. I probably (unknowingly) stole it from somewhere, myself.

Nobody ever references me! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) *

Anyways:

Are you sure you didn't fuck the girlfriend of the guy who took the order?

If that was true, he'd be talking about a salty taste.

Or the other kind of corn.

Which'd be a hole.

*fuckers.

You have references?

Me, I prefer to use my own bon mots or some of rad's, who in turn, uses some of mine.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Jul 14 2011, 21:46

32,000 posts. Wow, that's bad.

Karmas anyway!

My signature shows surprise at your post count.

My references are like my underwear. I change them every week whether I need to or not.

Gross.

What Rob? You can't handle your own ball sweat and pre/post-cum in your underwear for a week? You must usually prepare for someone to see what you got in those pants you're wearing then.

Words.

What?

Something about preparing your cum...

MAXIMUM UNDERSTANDING!

So.. y'all are fans of creamed corn...

So.. y'all are fans of creamed and non-creamed corn...

Now here's a man who understands me.

Is something wrong with my karma hole? I haven't gotten any karmas in days. DAYS, I tell you! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jul 23 2011, 22:37

Is something wrong with my karma hole?

It's been overly used and abuse.

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Someone really didn't want their image hotlinked.