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But then you wouldn't be on the forum. Unacceptable.

what the fu...? what did I miss D:?

THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, THAT'S WHAT YOU MISSED.

what the fu...? what did I miss D:?

Look, Deathy:

LONDON (AP) - Two men have been arrested near Joss Stone's home on suspicion of conspiracy to rob and murder, after reportedly being found in a car with swords, rope, a body bag and plans of the soul singer's secluded house.

Wait, it's a soul singer? I thought Joss Stone was that thing that lives in the jungles of South America and will eat you if you wander away after dark.

THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, THAT'S WHAT YOU MISSED.

what if I have more then 1 life time huh? <.<

Look, Deathy:
Wait, it's a soul singer? I thought Joss Stone was that thing that lives in the jungles of South America and will eat you if you wander away after dark.

O_o.. a man arrested and lol...
and uhm, there are tons of things that could eat you if you wander around to late in the dark =o. Most of them myths though xD

This post has been edited by Deathscythe_X1: Jun 16 2011, 00:01

...swords, rope, a body bag...

What a glorious mess that would've been.

Don't forget the penis belt that one of the myths here has =o
I forgot the name but he has such a long penis he uses is as a belt xD.
It goes around his waist a few times. He suposedly wanders around cornfields or plantations, looking for girls that are alone ... and rapes them to death o.o

Don't forget the penis belt that one of the myths here has =o
I forgot the name but he has such a long penis he uses is as a belt xD.
It goes around his waist a few times. He suposedly wanders around cornfields or plantations, looking for girls that are alone ... and rapes them to death o.o

Mike Tyson?

Don't forget the penis belt that one of the myths here has =o
I forgot the name but he has such a long penis he uses is as a belt xD.

So, if he gets an erection, his trousers automatically fall down? That's handy.

So, if he gets an erection, his trousers automatically fall down? That's handy.

Well no, they ride up (thank you, trouser loops!) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

wb streetfelineblue xD

@Sayo: He wears no pants =D

@Tens: lol

Yup, I come and go (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Yup, I come and go (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Jun 21 2011, 01:48

huh?

What?

What a spectacular unsound effect.

What a spectacular unsound effect.

Thank you. As an added bonus, It left confusion in its wake.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Jun 21 2011, 03:54

You can tell who's too young to remember where the rim-shot came from.

Actually, I don't remember either. It was late night tv, but I can't narrow it down further than that.

so the phrase "Yup i come and go" is directly related to the original use of the deadpan drums?
Because i don't understand why else it should have been used right here...

My mind was too far in the gutter for that to make sense.