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post Apr 10 2011, 07:23
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lol, get as many shotgun shells as you can :3
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post Apr 10 2011, 09:18
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What about blunt objects?
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post Apr 10 2011, 09:22
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Can you even kill a Zombie Jesus? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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post Apr 10 2011, 10:59
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thought inspired by:
QUOTE(kingwolf @ Apr 10 2011, 01:22) *

Can you even kill a Zombie Jesus? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

well.. holy water bombs are supposed to work on undead...
and unholy water bomb is the logical choice in counter-acting Jesus using blessed/cursed liquid explosives...
does that then mean that just "water" would vanquish zombie Jesus?

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post Apr 10 2011, 11:09
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I realize my error in mentioning Zombie Jesus now...
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post Apr 10 2011, 12:42
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Isn't normal Jesus a Zombie Jesus? As he was brought to life...
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post Apr 10 2011, 12:55
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Not neccessarily since he already was Jesus before he died the first time.

I think Zombie Jesus actually looks zombified because of the long period of time he was dead. When he was resurrected after a puny three days, he didn't look like a zombie at all.
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post Apr 10 2011, 15:03
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Wouldn't he have to exist before we could zombify(?) him?
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post Apr 10 2011, 15:20
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There are many people named Jesus, Jesùs, Jèsús or similar. When they're brought back, it might aswell be on eastertime.
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post Apr 10 2011, 18:40
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QUOTE(WhiteWashedLily @ Apr 10 2011, 09:59) *

well.. holy water bombs are supposed to work on undead...
and unholy water bomb is the logical choice in counter-acting Jesus using blessed/cursed liquid explosives...
does that then mean that just "water" would vanquish zombie Jesus?

Unfortunately Jesus can convert water into wine, which would probably render it ineffective. He can also convert wine into blood, though for some reason its taste, smell, appearance and chemical constitution are all completely indistinguishable from the original wine.

I'm not really sure where I'm going with this...
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post Apr 10 2011, 22:46
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What if we crucified the Zombie Jesus?
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post Apr 11 2011, 03:50
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QUOTE(Sayo Aisaka @ Apr 10 2011, 13:40) *

I'm not really sure where I'm going with this...


cuz your platonic love towards me ;D?
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post Apr 11 2011, 05:43
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Everyone makes fun of the Jebus.
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post Apr 11 2011, 15:22
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Exodus 23:23 - For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites: and I will cut them off.

Ouch.
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post Apr 11 2011, 17:06
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I'm now on Xbox Live.
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post Apr 11 2011, 17:45
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QUOTE(Sayo Aisaka @ Apr 11 2011, 09:22) *

Exodus 23:23 - For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Canaanites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites: and I will cut them off.

Ouch.

All those -ites make them seem like naughty bits.
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post Apr 11 2011, 17:46
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Jebusites has to be fake.
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post Apr 11 2011, 19:52
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I can't be bothered posting the appropriate educational link right now. Why not get out the family Bible and check it for yourself?
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post Apr 11 2011, 20:19
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QUOTE(Anto of the Sand @ Apr 11 2011, 10:06) *

I'm now on Xbox Live.

So much for that PS3 elitism of yours.
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post Apr 11 2011, 20:27
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QUOTE(Rob Itagaki @ Apr 11 2011, 13:19) *

So much for that PS3 elitism of yours.


Wait, console elitism is possible in this day and age?
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