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Karma, according to Hinduism, is accrued as you act.

It is the reaction to an action.

You have probably ascended to a state of being in which you do not create karma. In essence, you have attained Buddhahood while still alive. This is your final life.

Ascend to the greater nothingness.

YOU ARE THE PROMISED ONE.

EDIT: My memory of how Indic religions work is severely flawed. I mean, come on, that course was like a year ago.

Ahh...
Feels like my halo is growing again and become larger than before XD...

Halos are for Christian pussies.

Real Buddhists get fat and punch people.

DISCLAIMER: Blorg is still unaware of how Indic religions function.

DISCLAIMER: Blorg is still unaware of how Indic religions function.

Y'ever see Tom-Yum-Goong starring Tony Jaa?

The scene where he's just breaking people's bones?

Kind of like that. I am correct. I am a professor.

Then I obviously believe you.

Or would, if I weren't doing military service at the moment.

YOU NAMBY PAMBY LIBERAL BOOK READER.

Movies are not books.

I am a professor of the motion picture sciences and arts.

Ah, in which case, I obviously trust you. Movies have guns in them.

I once used a gun in training and failed the test.

Thus you are possibly the most trustworthy man I have ever had the pleasure of not meeting in real life.

Thus you are possibly the most trustworthy man I have ever had the pleasure of not meeting in real life.

How bout in the forum???

This man holds that title, due to being 87 times more trustworthy than the normal individual.

This man holds that title, due to being 87 times more trustworthy than the normal individual.

In percentage, how much a normal individual can be trusted???
I want to calculate how much THAT man is trustworthy XD...

The average man's trustworthyness can be measured in two ways - the Chiron Index and the Slimpton Index.

The Chiron Index is called so because nobody knows why it's called that and just said to each other, "Fuck, let's just call it Chiron". You take all the excuses that a man has given in his life for cheating or hitting his way "Ah, baby, you know I didn't mean it", "C'mon, love, she didn't mean a thing", "I could get all the bitches I want!" and divide it by his truth factor, which also requires a complicated formula to figure out.

The Slimpton Index has you beat the fuck out of a man and kill him.

Dead men can be trusted above all else.

In other words, he is 87 times deader than your average man.

The average man's trustworthyness can be measured in two ways - the Chiron Index and the Slimpton Index.

The Chiron Index is called so because nobody knows why it's called that and just said to each other, "Fuck, let's just call it Chiron". You take all the excuses that a man has given in his life for cheating or hitting his way "Ah, baby, you know I didn't mean it", "C'mon, love, she didn't mean a thing", "I could get all the bitches I want!" and divide it by his truth factor, which also requires a complicated formula to figure out.

The Slimpton Index has you beat the fuck out of a man and kill him.

Dead men can be trusted above all else.

In other words, he is 87 times deader than your average man.

Hmm...
Sooo the deader a man, the more trustworthy a man was...

Then, how to count how much dead a person is???

The number of "The Offspring" albums one has in his shelf.

0 damn so I am dead or alive ?

Dead men can be trusted above all else.

You should never trust a zombie! I'm not being discriminatory, it's just how I was raised.

Holy fucking shit! There's a shitload of people I can't imbue!

So... if everyone imbues me all at once, I'll never be able to return the favor - ever. Fuck yeah!

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Mar 5 2011, 17:28

I gave you some karma, Gamagoo.

Hey, why does that person up there have a karma link in his sig that leads to a page in the HV forum?

Hey, why does that person up there have a karma link in his sig that leads to a page in the HV forum?

Due to nigtardery.

Thirty...thousand...posts...

Congrats?

Not really.