QUOTE(Scremaz @ May 9 2014, 18:01)

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To make a LONG STORY short.
My Uncle he works international.
(My good Uncle, not that dead beat one who is half retarded)
Well some my uncles Boss's who are German came over here.
I don't know all the details but they was wanting to do some things they can't do over there in Germany and he was wanting to show them a good time.
He asked for my help.
My uncle knows very little German and uses most of that learn quick simple language crap.
His Boss's well they know Basic English but have a heavy German accent, making it a little hard for him understand here and there.
I was more are less the Human translator for the day.
Now one thing they was wanting to do was shoot some guns.
In Germany guns more are less are Banned.
Well my Smart Uncle is no gun Expert, hell my uncle who is half retarded from brain damage knows more about guns than my Smart uncle.
So other than being a Human translator for the day I was also having to show them things with guns.
(They sure have a lot of money spent over $400 on just the ammo. (IMG:[
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(Not to even add we ate at a 4 star restaurant, the damn bill was like $237 for 5 people.)
However some time after that we everybody came back to my grand mothers house and shot a few guns here.
I know one of them fell in love with my Walter P38.
It put a big smile on my face what he said (IMG:[
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"Ah Nice Deutschland pistol, old relic from WW2, over there only see one behind glass in WW2 museum, it's been a dream to shoot one, Thank you!"
I just told him with a smile, well it's post-war 1949 but still nice.
They ended up wanting to shoot more, so we gone to a gun range and rented some guns to shoot.
I don't want to even think of the cost of that, I just know it adds up fast.
They all had lots of fun and my Uncle he did too and was also happy he was getting paid for all of it. (IMG:[
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I know they said they was going back to Germany here in a few days.
Something that really surprised me that damn near made my jaw drop.
They told me was next time my uncle has to come to Deutschland for business they pay for my plane ticket, that maybe I can help him out and be his translator, they know he can have a hard time understanding sometimes.
I just told them Okay thanks but I need to get a passport first.
They said that's no problem.
So some time maybe in the future I might be taking a trip to Germany (IMG:[
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What makes that funny is I hate half of the German side of my family.
I guess my Smart uncle is lucky he is not one of them.
I never did think learning German growing up would ever help me as well. (IMG:[
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