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Can't wait for the AI to declare the extermination of mankind.
Politics is not a science, there are no universally correct decisions, those who tell you otherwise are only trying to impose their will without discussion.

Cheeseburger
Ebonics
Jive
&c

Those are all bordering on morphology free.
English is turning into Vietnamese and there is nothing we can do to stop it!

English is already such a shit language. You are afraid of something that already happened.

English is already such a shit language. You are afraid of something that already happened.

Shakespeare weeps, look at what we have lost:

1. Thou vs You
Thou is informal and singular, You is plural and/or polite

The verb ending for Thou is -st.

2. Whence/whither/where, hence/hither/here, thence/thither/there
Whence=from where
Whither=to where
"Whither do you walk?" (Where do you go to?)
"Where do you walk?" (What place do you walk in?)

3. Inalienable possession:
Use an adjunct or indirect object for body parts:
"I wash him his/the hands" or "I wash him by the hands"
"I wash the hands on me" (my own hands) vs "I wash my hands" (I have taken from someone)

4. Productive verb prefixes
Like in the the words be-devil/for-sake/with-stand

5. Pronominal adverbs:
Preposition+this/that/what
Here/there/where+preposition
Ex: Hereby=by this, thereunder=under this

6. "To be" perfect tense vs "to have"
"They are fallen/I am become death" vs "The have taken the book/They have hit it"

7. No "verbing", use a prefix like "begoogle" or "forgoogle" like they would in German

8. Word boundaries, no verbing or nouning, use a derivational affix.

9. "Become" passive like German "Werden" passive.
"The door is becoming opened" (it gets opened now)
"The door is being opened" (it is opened often)

10. V2 word order, verb is always second place in a main clause.
"Yesterday walked the man to the shop."

11. Indefinite "man" pronoun like German or French "on".
In Germany they don't say "you could say" they say "man could say", but this is too sexist for English.

12. Reflexive verbs, common in other European languages
"I open the door" but "The door opens itself"
"I remember me/I need me something"
"I lay me down to sleep" (You can't say lay down alone)
"I relax myself" "I vex myself thereabout"

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Dec 23 2020, 16:31

1. Thou vs You
Thou is informal and singular, You is plural and/or polite

The verb ending for Thou is -st.

2. Whence/whither/where, hence/hither/here, thence/thither/there
Whence=from where
Whither=to where
"Whither do you walk?" (Where do you go to?)
"Where do you walk?" (What place do you walk in?)

3. Inalienable possession:
Use an adjunct or indirect object for body parts:
"I wash him his/the hands" or "I wash him by the hands"
"I wash the hands on me" (my own hands) vs "I wash my hands" (I have taken from someone)

4. Productive verb prefixes
Like in the the words be-devil/for-sake/with-stand

5. Pronominal adverbs:
Preposition+this/that/what
Here/there/where+preposition
Ex: Hereby=by this, thereunder=under this

6. "To be" perfect tense vs "to have"
"They are fallen/I am become death" vs "The have taken the book/They have hit it"

7. No "verbing", use a prefix like "begoogle" or "forgoogle" like they would in German

8. Word boundaries, no verbing or nouning, use a derivational affix.

9. "Become" passive like German "Werden" passive.
"The door is becoming opened" (it gets opened now)
"The door is being opened" (it is opened often)

10. V2 word order, verb is always second place in a main clause.
"Yesterday walked the man to the shop."

11. Indefinite "man" pronoun like German or French "on".
In Germany they don't say "you could say" they say "man could say", but this is too sexist for English.

12. Reflexive verbs, common in other European languages
"I open the door" but "The door opens itself"
"I remember me/I need me something"
"I lay me down to sleep" (You can't say lay down alone)
"I relax myself" "I vex myself thereabout"

That is just fastidious language for everyday use.

I hate Christmas bah humbug

This was pretty fire litterally.

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HEY GUYS, NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?






















































i GOT A HAIRCUT AGAIN!

I love this site and tenboro with all my life

What did we used to talk about here before it was godwin'd to death?

It already was about the evil whitto piggu when I landed here back in 2017 or sumething.

Office Of The Former President

lmao

Office Of The Former President

lmao

Its as legit as the office of the president elect rofl.

I love this site and tenboro with all my life

Same

Randomly thinking about Sensualaoi today. Did they have a name change and are lurking amongst us amongst my absence, or did they pick up and never leave?

Honestly miss the guy. One part batshit crazy, one part genuinely funny to interact with. I feel like those sharp, troll-y, hardcore opinionated forum users that you could also shoot the shit with after they get done calling you a 'dumb fucking cunt without two braincells to rub together' are dinosaurs now, or just gone. There a few left, but you could spar and shit around with Aoi without people taking it too seriously. I hate using generation generalizations, but maybe it's just one aspect of younger users interacting with forums differently. Everything's a hardcore battle to the end and I hate you, Dad. Half of us just use the forum in between jacking off to degen hentai shit anyways, or to kill time before soul-crushing work and commutes.

Randomly, logged into HV and realized I lost 25 million credits I sent to like 50 panicked /a/nons when the site was thought to be going down a few years ago. It didn't, so, I mean, it was kind of a waste but hey. I hope the /a/nons are still jacking it hard and well during these times.

This post has been edited by aleden: Jan 29 2021, 12:32

Randomly thinking about Sensualaoi today. Did they have a name change and are lurking amongst us amongst my absence, or did they pick up and never leave?

Honestly miss the guy. One part batshit crazy, one part genuinely funny to interact with. I feel like those sharp, troll-y, hardcore opinionated forum users that you could also shoot the shit with after they get done calling you a 'dumb fucking cunt without two braincells to rub together' are dinosaurs now, or just gone. There a few left, but you could spar and shit around with Aoi without people taking it too seriously. I hate using generation generalizations, but maybe it's just one aspect of younger users interacting with forums differently. Everything's a hardcore battle to the end and I hate you, Dad. Half of us just use the forum in between jacking off to degen hentai shit anyways, or to kill time before soul-crushing work and commutes.

Randomly, logged into HV and realized I lost 25 million credits I sent to like 50 panicked /a/nons when the site was thought to be going down a few years ago. It didn't, so, I mean, it was kind of a waste but hey. I hope the /a/nons are still jacking it hard and well during these times.

He's a funny dude to have around.

Randomly thinking about Sensualaoi today. Did they have a name change and are lurking amongst us amongst my absence, or did they pick up and never leave?

I'm quite sure that was a fake account and he's still here using his real one, whichever one it really is. I did like his "cuck" angle quite a bit.

In fact the average IQ is not 100, it's closer to the low 90s, but is being kept high by intense education. I am no hypocrite, I admit I am not as intelligent the generations back.

(Don't confuse genotypic and phenotypic intelligence)

In fact the average IQ is not 100, it's closer to the low 90s, but is being kept high by intense education. I am no hypocrite, I admit I am not as intelligent the generations back.

So, a downwards drift in society's averaged IQ. Despite teachers being paid more after each labor strike after expensive strike.