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People who attack CNN as a source are retarded.

Why? All media is equally baseless and corrupt.

You're allowed to think whichever way you want. just don't pass laws to make ME think like you do.

We need a safe zone for you

You misspelt "from" because you can't stand having your echo chamber interrupted.

You misspelt "from" because you can't stand having your echo chamber interrupted.

Rich. You are importunate with your flawed perspective; you refuse to have your opinion refined.

Rich. You are importunate with your flawed perspective; you refuse to have your opinion refined.

My apologies if I cannot inflict enough brain damage on myself to think like you do.

My apologies if I cannot inflict enough brain damage on myself to think like you do.

A bullet is the only way you would be more open minded

A bullet is the only way you would be more open minded

I hate people who don't reply to what you said and give a non-answer like this:

Person 1: Let's have a scavenger hunt for the children coming over for my son's birthday.

Person 2: NO! NO hunting allowed, I don't want them killing animals!

Person 1: Uh, a scavenger hunt is a game where you hide things for them to find.

Person 2: I don't care what you think, because what I know is true in my heart is getting to kill animals with guns is wrong, and no amount of phrasing will tell me otherwise, you are just a cold heartless bastard and a bigoted pig!

Person 1: Except I am not asking anyone to kill animals...stop acting like such a Karen.

Person 2: Don't blame women, they aren't doing any killing.

Person 1: ????

I ha

Everything you say is so fun to read.

Everything you say is so fun to read.

Whenever I have my friends over for a dinner party, I always need to say a few words:

"Lord Admiral Neegrol Ball-Cumsaque is riding his ship the flaming Skeet to pulverize an island full of little negritos to build his ratfucking brothel. Oh no I think whenever I eat peanuts, I get peanuts in my piss, please do excuse the nutty scent"

Lord Admiral Neegrol Ball-Cumsaque is riding his ship the flaming Skeet to pulverize an island full of little negritos to build his ratfucking brothel.

Another

A bullet is the only way you would be more open minded

And I still wouldn't be as dumb as you.

No, I'm not open minded to you insane belief systems. Do you stop to listen to the ravings of your drunk dad on the street? Nope? Well that's why I don't listen to you. You're the crowd that thinks Alex Jones is like Nostradamus ffs.

And I still wouldn't be as dumb as you.

You wouldn't know until you try it ^~^

You wouldn't know until you try it ^~^

You first.

You first.

At the same time ^=^

No, I'm not open minded to you insane belief systems.

Aha, it's... hmmm... it's "YOUR" not you...

Hoho Such a fool!

You first.

You fist.

I'm not open minded to you insane belief systems.

Hey! You stole that from every flat earther.

Why are there flat earthers and antivaxxers?