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This is pretty amazing with RDJ staying in character/method acting.



This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Apr 8 2020, 04:14

I hope you're having a lovely day.

Am I doing this right?

Waiting for the plumber...damn it why isn't it only the job of Princess Peach (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

why chinese people are not getting beaten/assaulted around the world?

Is the whole world civilized now! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

This post has been edited by ALL_MIGHT: Apr 10 2020, 09:12

Bruh is better

Which country will be the first to start a revolt against confinement?
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Where could I buy popcorn before it start?

The theories about ghosts are as flawed as those regarding religion. If ghosts were real,

There would be a fuck ton of ghosts. Why would some ghosts be able to do ghost shit when other ghosts can't? Why would some people become ghosts and others not? If mediums were real, when claiming to see ghosts, they should be able to go in new york and have a nervous breakdown from all the ghosts. And infant ghosts? What the hell? Are you stuck as a retarded baby for eternity? How do you figure that? I never heard about nurserys being haunted by the crying ghost baby. wooo he's going around the rooms shitting his diaper wooo he is possessing the letter blocks to spell "AAZ" woooo.
And before you tell me babys can't be ghosts, go fuck yourself. Your primitivity is being aroused by your necrophilic pedophile urges to the point where it hightens your idiocracy. Why can't there be a baby ghost, but there can be a [Name important 1800 figure] ghost? Discrimination.

there is no dumbass toddler ghost haunting your backyard swimming pool, there are no ghosts in general.

Was the biggest dick in the world measured by weight?

Fuck jannies and the /g/ mods. Latter because Terry got removed from the sticky

At 54,000 casualties America has more deaths from COVID-19 than any other country, and we have imbeciles denying that this many people died and we have an orange clown in the white house suggesting we inject disinfectants to fight the disease.

The Bible talked about 7 seals, fuck, we're past 20 seals now.

At 54,000 casualties America has more deaths from COVID-19 than any other country, and we have imbeciles denying that this many people died and we have an orange clown in the white house suggesting we inject disinfectants to fight the disease.

The Bible talked about 7 seals, fuck, we're past 20 seals now.

1.) Highest "reported" casualties. There are countries that do not report the deaths and even actively go out their way to hide the numbers. The classification and reporting standards are all over the shop.
2.) The orange clown's suggestion was taken out of context. The problem is that he knows that hostile reporters will do that but he still gives them ammunition. The main stream media in the US knows their audience wants feels instead of facts so they do not even bother with the truth half the time anymore.

1.) Highest "reported" casualties. There are countries that do not report the deaths and even actively go out their way to hide the numbers. The classification and reporting standards are all over the shop.

Wait, which is it, other countries are hiding the numbers or America's numbers are fake news? Can't you people keep your conspiracy theories straight?

2.) The orange clown's suggestion was taken out of context.

Nope, he said exactly what he meant. In the words of Rush Limbaugh: words mean things. And before you throw out accusations of TDS, let me cut that off early: I promise to respect Trump the way he respects his opposition - particularly Obama.

The problem is that he knows that hostile reporters will do that but he still gives them ammunition. The main stream media in the US knows their audience wants feels instead of facts so they do not even bother with the truth half the time anymore.

All this yapping about the mainstream media and yet you have no sources to back up your conspiracy theories except fringie looney people like Townhall.

The mainstream media is credible. Your sources don't even exist.

Why should free speech be legal? Isn't lying illegal?

Anyone should be allowed to say anything so long as it's factually correct!

If you want to make sure, check with me and I'll decide.

At 54,000 casualties America has more deaths from COVID-19 than any other country

Good.

Wait, which is it, other countries are hiding the numbers

yes that is my position.

or America's numbers are fake news? Can't you people keep your conspiracy theories straight?

No that is a different poster.

Nope, he said exactly what he meant. In the words of Rush Limbaugh: words mean things.

I don't quote Limbaugh, that is a different poster.

And before you throw out accusations of TDS, let me cut that off early: I promise to respect Trump the way he respects his opposition - particularly Obama.

Again, it has been my position for about 15 years that Trump is a jackass. You are getting me confused again with other posters.

All this yapping about the mainstream media and yet you have no sources to back up your conspiracy theories except fringie looney people like Townhall.

When I supply sources you do not read them. Again you are mixing me up.

The mainstream media is credible. Your sources don't even exist.

I have suspected this for a while, but you literally can not remember people you talk to. Could be a sign of going senile. Cut down on the processed carbs and add MCT to your diet.

This is why I can not stand Karens let alone old Karens.

The Bible talked about 7 seals, fuck, we're past 20 seals now.

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I have suspected this for a while, but you literally can not remember people you talk to. Could be a sign of going senile.

Jacquelope is Joe Biden, hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

Jacquelope is Joe Biden, hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

What about the purple drank?

What about the purple drank?

It's dead, Jim.

yeah...

yes that is my position.
No that is a different poster.
I don't quote Limbaugh, that is a different poster.
Again, it has been my position for about 15 years that Trump is a jackass. You are getting me confused again with other posters.
When I supply sources you do not read them. Again you are mixing me up.
I have suspected this for a while, but you literally can not remember people you talk to. Could be a sign of going senile. Cut down on the processed carbs and add MCT to your diet.

This is why I can not stand Karens let alone old Karens.

You hate yourself? Might I suggest therapy?