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Sunlight should be privatized.

This just makes my theory that the world is run by evil vampires all the more plausible.

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[www.dailymail.co.uk] https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...al-warming.html

All is proceeding according to schedule

Fuck elites

The Female pilot who crashed the helicopter killing 67 people did so because she didn't want to be mansplained to by the experienced male co-pilot nor ground control.

Take that patriarchy.

why hypno doll (for girls, no trans) audio exist only in japanese?
must be funny cum just hearing a word or whatever

after days of edging India launches 'Operation Sinpoo', hopefully it escalates to Nuclear exchange

Bill Gates wants to block out the sun, vaccinate everyone and sterilize the poors.

[www.dailymail.co.uk] https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...al-warming.html

Gim. Probably not going to happen, but the more they keep pushing this shit, the more people will start thinking of it as a normal thing to propose. Especially kids who've grown up hearing about it all their life.

On a related note, the weather's been great, so I've been sunbathing nude a lot since I remembered the "tan your balls" meme from a few years back. Feels great tbh.

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So no one's mentioning that Biden is dying? Or have we all moved past that.

Meanwhile, black president of South Africa came to the White House and then Trump made small talk about golf with him before ambushing him with a video of the persecution and genocide of white South Africans lol. Dude was sweating and it was almost a Zelensky moment. That fucktard was asking Trump for some technology, probably so he could build a nuke, but got served instead.

Sorry, nothing else to talk about, unless you want to hear about how my knee's been hurting lately.

So no one's mentioning that Biden is dying? Or have we all moved past that.

Its more about how they lied about his health. They also released the video when he was interviewed by the DOJ regarding the top secret documents he left in his garage and let foreign nationals access them.

His wife was there trying to guide him through the interview like you would with someone at a retirement home.

Biden: "I'm the vice president, so err of course I have some documents but haven't returned them yet because my son Beau just died in the war, c'mon man" (nailed it)

Investigator: Maybe we can rephrase the question (holy shit is this for real).

Sorry, nothing else to talk about, unless you want to hear about how my knee's been hurting lately.

Hope your knee improves. Mine got better but not 100% sure how, had to do rehab and exercises.

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Meanwhile, black president of South Africa came to the White House and then Trump made small talk about golf with him before ambushing him with a video of the persecution and genocide of white South Africans lol.

Omg that was way more hilarious than expected. The South African President's campaign slogan was literally genocide the whites.

Then his campaign song plays and its like 'kill the white farmers' the musical.


The current Australian government wants to implement the South African 'process' here. They want a 'makarrata' which they claim means healing process but really it was where they issued a death sentence by tribal law against the party caused a grievance. Makarrata is where they would spear someone in the leg which would either cause them to bleed out or a slow painful death from infection or starvation. If you died you were guilty.


This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: May 22 2025, 15:15

So no one's mentioning that Biden is dying? Or have we all moved past that.

I have legit not thouht about Biden a single time after the election. Let the man die in peace as far as I'm concerned. There's nothing wrong with being old and senile, it was just a problem when he was the US president.

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It was just a problem when he was the US president.

The problem was that his staffers started multiple wars using his signature whilst he was off pooping his diapers.

The special powers that allow presidents to start wars without congressional approval should be retired. In this case random ass staffers used the power.

Many of those staffers were selected by AIPAC. Nothing suss.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: May 23 2025, 15:35

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Gotta watch out for that pattern recognition.


We had a mass machete attack today... the usual suspects. 1% of the population accounts for 99% of machete attacks.