[X] My Assistant

the Chinese will destroy the white house on Jan 6"

Good.

I spent 1400 hours trying to find the super secret teacher sex endings i need this for ibuki please someone help me

Git gud at lolimancing

I spent 1400 hours trying to find the super secret teacher sex endings i need this for ibuki please someone help me

You have to send a picture of your cock with sunglasses on it to the devs

done

sigh.
"gee, i wonder why nobody fucking likes biden and why harris lost"

This post has been edited by Moonlight Rambler: Jan 5 2025, 09:15

I had a dream that musk died.

I had a dream that musk died.

No robot catgirls for us then

I had a dream that musk died.

I have that dream on a daily basis.

Mr Musk? The good news is, you're alive... sort of. The other news is, we accidentally downloaded your only mind-state backup into our prototype robot catgirl. Due to the DRM you requested, we can't make any more copies, and thanks to the industry-leading platform security processors, anti-repair and anti-jailbreaking features you stipulated, we may not be able to get you out... but we think we can waive the subscription fees for most of your basic bodily functions... if the H-1Bs didn't screw that up too badly. *skimming through the source files of CatgirlOS* Damn, talk about spaghetti code. That guy sure didn't want to get deported back to Benchodesh. Nobody could maintain this but him. Too bad he got run over during one of the full self-driving tests.

This post has been edited by Necromusume: Jan 6 2025, 07:12

Mr Musk? The good news is, you're alive... sort of. The other news is, we accidentally downloaded your only mind-state backup into our prototype robot catgirl. Due to the DRM you requested, we can't make any more copies, and thanks to the industry-leading platform security processors, anti-repair and anti-jailbreaking features you stipulated, we may not be able to get you out... but we think we can waive the subscription fees for most of your basic bodily functions... if the H-1Bs didn't screw that up too badly. *skimming through the source files of CatgirlOS* Damn, talk about spaghetti code. That guy sure didn't want to get deported back to Benchodesh. Nobody could maintain this but him. Too bad he got run over during one of the full self-driving tests.

"also Mr Musk, the company stock took a nosedive after the news of your death reached the media, it seems a bunch of redditors from wallstreetbets have purchased the majority of shares with your dogecoin currency, they now own the controlling interest of the company.
But not to worry Mr Musk, it seems the company board and the redditors have reached an agreement to retain control over management in exchange for your, and I quote, ''daily bukkake services'' to reddit."

This post has been edited by Drone-chan: Jan 7 2025, 20:55

158 Democrats voted against deporting illegals that committed sex crimes.

Being a sex champion should not be a crime

done

Did it work?

So apparently the LA fire chief thought filling up reservoirs needed to supply fire hydrants was a dumb idea.

Racial equality plans and diversity training have been implemented though.....

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Fallout: It's not just a game anymore!

Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the LORD out of the heavens. Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land.

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So when's John Connor gonna appear to guide humanity to freedom?

This post has been edited by Drone-chan: Jan 9 2025, 21:58

So apparently the LA fire chief thought filling up reservoirs needed to supply fire hydrants was a dumb idea.

Racial equality plans and diversity training have been implemented though.....

They did similar in the Hawaii fires, though they used the DEI people as scapegoats. In the Hawaii wildfires they used environmental regulations to prevent reservoirs from being filled and water being redirected. Then the fires burnt down all the poor areas with affordable housing that billionaires had recently applied to redevelop. Locations like Oprah's estate had working fire hydrants and firefighters.

Biden's admin also refused emergency support funding unless the residents agreed to forfeit their land and move away.

I imagine large amounts of affordable housing was destroyed in the LA fires.

[en.wikipedia.org] Emperor Nero: Keep up the good work, guys!