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WoTC: Black mana represents death and decay which is offensive

Also WoTC: So Wakanda should generate white mana, which represents the African plains and life...

WoTC: Damn it, just go with colorless.



Africa was mostly all white mana.. but that would be racist now. They banned all the black African inspired cards cause that's racist too or some shit.


They should just go with green. Wakanda is green mana.




edit: Sealed Kaladesh boxes are shooting up. Damn, I regret opening mine (years ago) lol.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 15 2024, 14:44

Maro frequently typoed it as Kakadesh; they should have just made that official.

Once upon a time, there were three neighboring planes named Benchodesh, Yeetistan and Pajeetistan. And they fought a nuclear war.

Surprised they haven't made a reskin of Fling called Yeet yet, but there's the lore reason for a card named Yeet the Pajeet.

There are barely any MTG players in India because there are no distributors and no TCG stores.

Some people play MTGO. Maybe Hasbro wants them to break into the market or something.

MTGO started sucking a year or two after release.

They started nerfing all the imba combos and banning cards, i couldn't play the decks i made.

Playing fires of invention was fun if you ramped up the lands and then played cards that gave you turns or allowed you to play a bunch of extra cards on turn 3 or 4.

I had a bunch of planeswalkers and spells that either ruined the opponent or just played half my deck/graveyards

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I had another type of deck where i used this 4 cost card to untap all the ramped lands and kept playing sorceries that recycle my graveyard into my hand and on my enemy turn i used flash cards or instants spells to keep playing lol and they nerfed it to cost 5 instead...

And if i had multiples on the board i could use my lands at the start of a turn, tap them all, then lets one proc to tap all my lands again, and so on, and play 15-30 mana worth or more. of spells every turn.

It was extra fun with cost X cards to create big creatures or trigger extra effects from a card, and if i had a teferi planeswalker i could play sorceries on my enemy turn for hilarious interactions.

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They also banned this card or made him cost 4 as well, it was such a good card.

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This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Dec 17 2024, 07:34

I don't remember much now, but I used to play white green deck, but there was barely anybody to play except the other card nerds in the comic shop so I stopped after a few months. I sold all the cards I had then, most of which turned out later to be worth thousands. Same thing happened to my pokemon cards, a few comics, even some games. I hate collectors.

I looked it up on the wiki, I can't believe the amount of cards now, how the hell do people keep up I have no idea.

This post has been edited by Drone-chan: Dec 17 2024, 11:07

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I still have my old Sliver deck.

It was op as fuck in the day.

Prolly illegal now.

Magic the Gathering is gay and for faggots.

Sorry not sorry.

I never played magic but my gay faggot friends did

I still have my old Sliver deck.

It was op as fuck in the day.

Prolly illegal now.

Sliver queen spiked at $700 dollars at one point.

Magic the Gathering is gay and for faggots.

Sorry not sorry.

Always was, always will be.


Also favorite world champion break dancer Raygun is in deep shit because she tried to trade mark the kangaroo dance and now the Wiggles and Aboriginals are coming after her. The left smell blood in the water and are now going into a feeding frenzy.

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Hlh hndh hr knghroo

This post has been edited by Necromusume: Dec 18 2024, 02:09

If you are a shark and you want good take away, then go to Bondi beach. The food court is amazing, they have food from every ethnicity.

I have no idea what any of those words mean

People started speculating that they were going to do a dirty bomb false flag on NY to spark things off for WW3.

Yeet the Pajeet.

lmfao.

Magic the Gathering is gay and for faggots.

Yup.

Tossed my first salad right after an mtg tourney back in the day.

Tasted like victory.

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and poo.

Also favorite world champion break dancer Raygun is in deep shit because she tried to trade mark the kangaroo dance and now the Wiggles and Aboriginals are coming after her.

She also got her lawyers to shut down that comedian who was gonna roast her.

Then she sent the venue a 10k legal bill.

I hope someone murders that bitch.

People started speculating that they were going to do a dirty bomb false flag on NY to spark things off for WW3.

I just met a man named Sue. His father was a Johnny Cash fan.

She also got her lawyers to shut down that comedian who was gonna roast her.

Is it Isaac Butterfield? I've been watching his YouTube videos the past few weeks and he advertises for his stand up comic shows. I've never seen those but his videos are so funny. The Fat Tok ones are hilarious, he goes off and his Australian accent adds the extra touch. He gets away with massive cussing on YouTube. I imagine that's what you sound like IRL when you get pissed. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Isaac Butterfield

Yeah he's pretty funny.

Her name is Steph Broadbridge.

[www.9news.com.au] Comedy club owner sent $10k bill after cancellation of Raygun the Musical

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