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In final sentencing, for some reason, Ray Epps had his jail term reduced to 100 hours community service and a $500 fine. This was after the judge had previously said Ray Epps was the poster child of the riot... but then someone spoke into their ear before final sentencing.

He is the only Jan 6 protestor that is actually on film directing people into the capital and the only one not serving massively absurd jail time.

The people that think he is not a FED must think Epstein actually killed himself.

Voltaire: "Whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"

The people that think he is not a FED must think Epstein actually killed himself.

Many people are willing to believe in something that correlates to their worldview.

Be they right or left.

The more I read about the world today the less I want to know.

Who here would have hot gay sex with me to save my life if your semen was the covid vaccine and I had to take it as a suppository

Who here would have hot gay sex with me to save my life if your semen was the covid vaccine and I had to take it as a suppository

someone with a smaller penis, not mags

As mRNA booster profits start to decline, Pfzier has invested $43 billion to prepare for the new 'turbo cancer' pandemic that they are predicting a 10 fold increase.

Pfizer "Turbo cancers are going to explode around the world and we will produce turbo cancer treatments on a scale never seen before"

Don't forget your 'safe and effective' boosters.

(Cancer rates are rising)

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jan 13 2024, 23:23

Talking about turbo cancer and you missed the opportunity to make a boost pun.

*makes stutututututu noises*


Several hire car companies are abandoning EVs and going back to real engines because they are making them lose hundreds of millions.

Meanwhile Mercedes-Benz is launching an electric G-wagon.

yo momma got a g wagon

REO G-wagon

'You wouldn't steal a driveway'

No fap for 4 days...

Can't hold it anymore

I was diagnosed with sexomnia, what is your excuse?

is it offensive for a baldy to make bald jokes?

is it offensive for a baldy to make bald jokes?

Only if he's not gay.

I haven't showered for 1 month and 9 days. Aiming to last until Feb, so it will be a full calendar month.