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Dude earns 50 yuan a day but can still pull? Must be good looking.

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I want you all to listen to a song you've never heard before.

Save your tears for the day when the pain is far behind.

I want you all to listen to a song you've never heard before.

This world is a darker place for her not being in it.

EDDY:

One of my favorites.

I couldn't find a non amv video of it.



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Arent you from the hunger games

Arent you from the hunger games

Never watched it.

Never read the books.

wait hunger games isn't part of the twilight series?

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I want you all to listen to a song you've never heard before.

No

ok

Sounds like one of those 2000's KOTOKO songs; but bit quieter. Perhaps someone should add some guitar in a clumsy way. Example:

Perhaps add 'nightcore' and just speed it up to gain more kawaii effect. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Just kidding.. Feel bad for her... Didn't know her songs existed..

And that song is 10/10. Definitively gotta share!

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I have the greatest idea for a horror movie, 4 kids get stuck in a haunted mansion where a serial killer from the late 1800s killed 666 peoples.

They get chased around by the ghost of that killer and each gets killed and tortured alongside apparations of their family within 7 hours.

Plot twist: there was no supernatural events, the house isn’t haunted, the serial killer is a living person but she is just very fucking old since the 1800s and can run so fast she can kidnip their familys across the USA and kill them and display them and move around the mansion so fast from running she looks like she can move through walls.

"Trust You Are Truth"

song title sucks

Lefties are amazing, they are cheering for the Bill Gates foundation new bio-engineered polio vaccine because they hope to eradicate the original strains of polio from the wild... and also mass vaccination to deal with the ten Bill Gates project vaccine originated polio strains in the wild.

So you spread new strains with experimental vaccines, so now we need a new experimental vaccine to deal with those... how many billions will you profit from that?

We also have confirmation that the process they used for polio vaccines can create new variants... which was also one of the theories of the origins of AIDs.

I thought Bill was buying all the farmland, and investing in Anheuser-Busch, and trying to wipe out all the mosquitoes to extinction, and etc...

trying to wipe out all the mosquitoes to extinction, and etc...

Yes, 'mosquitoes'. If we can wipe out the 100 / 3500 mosquito species that target humans it is probably good, but if we wipe out the 3000 that are also pollinators then it could be an issue.

If GM mosquitoes spread modified DNA / mRNA through a viral vector... well then it could be a charlie foxtrot.




Israeli SNL portrayed the woke pretty accurately.

Can't we all agree that this species needs to die?

"Jermaine couldn't even handle the garnish station, so he ended up at the bus station."

-Chef Ramsay on the latest episode of Hell's Kitchen after he eliminated a black dude.

I actually had to keep rewinding that as I was laughing because it's the funniest elimination quote ever.

Party like it's 1999.