QUOTE(Mags_ @ Sep 3 2023, 04:18)
This shithole burns down at least once a decade.
Which all started suspiciously 80,000 years ago.
QUOTE(Acetominaphene @ Sep 3 2023, 01:59)
I can't verify the truth but story-tellers said there was a group of ladies hosted a fire fighter maneuver meant to prove female's fire fighting skills aren't worse than males' and eventually caused a unstoppable Canadian wildfire.
Semi legit, the first DIE female fire fighter conference caused a huge fire but it says they put it out in May.
The issue seems to be that its near impossible to do any back burning in Canada due to all the lefty red tape. They can maybe get indigenous to do it but they are not trained and want money.
Its a bit similar to here, ask for title / management rights based on tradition fire clearing story, then don't do back burning but then ask to charge govt for the privilege of allowing govt to do back-burning again. It then becomes super expensive and then the lefty environmentalists get involved to save the trees and it becomes prohibitively expensive if you want to fight their lawsuits as well.
All the fire management budget which was always on a shoe string now disappears and barely anything gets done to prevent fires.
Lefties: Climate change is causing fires we should spend trillions on what the lobby groups tell us to.
Also Lefties: Back burning causes smoke and hurts my tik tok likes so ban that too reeeee
This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Sep 4 2023, 00:57