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I wish the neighbors would shut their fucking dog up.

If you have a loud stereo I suggest finding the most obnoxious fast doof doof techno and blaring it out your window into their backyard.

I came up with this idea because my neighbor has been partying for the last 24 hours with the same shit music and at this point I'm actually weighing up the pros and cons of going next door with 2 loaded firearms and politely yet firmly requesting that he stop.

*32KB post about how FSM is the answer to grief*

We live in a simulation, just code your way out of grief.

*32KB post about how FSM is the answer to grief*

Flying Spaghetti Monster? I'd read that.

Finite State Machine?

Neither?

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Aug 13 2023, 07:56

I am now hiring for a personal choir.

Govt promised 'going green' would reduce power bills by 50%. Instead they have doubled them, and thats even with the government giving massive tax subsidies.

Its like we are paying tax money in order to pay more money for energy.

If I shot the people who greenlit this, I'd go to jail.....
We don't talk about that movie in polite company.

I never watched it and I have no intention of doing so.

Total Ghostbusters 2016 kinda deal.

It never happened.

We just move on.

THIS. ^

The Matrix Resurrections was on the other night. I missed the first part but what I saw of the rest made me grateful I didn't sit through the entire godawful thing. I can't even explain how bad it was. Even Keanu...ugh! First he was old Neo and then he looked like John Wick being confused and I won't even go into the rest of it. But if anyone's a fan and have never seen it then please don't ever watch this cringey piece of shit.

It was like what they did to my wonderful memories of Sex and the City when they continued it with And Just Like That. In only the first episode it ruined it and I refused to watch the rest.

Oh, and Dune (2021). Boring as fuck. The original movie was far superior. Hollywood, stay on strike forever.

When people complained Ghostbusters 2016 was not in the super UHD Ghostbusters megabox set, they agreed to add it as a download code

I remember looking for a meme I had collected for this, but I couldn't find it.

Then I stumbled across it last week when I wasn't looking for it.

Hollywood, stay on strike forever.

Abso fucking lutely.

Then I stumbled across it last week when I wasn't looking for it.

That's not a meme, that is a reenactment of every guy including myself buying the box set.

At JB Hifi the version without the code inside was $20 more than the version with the code inside.


Everyone wanted the premium version without the code.


For the bluray version, the box set with 1+2+Afterlife was double the price of the set that included 2016. Even if you destroyed the disk, it would ruin the box-set.

big ed

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Fake

Fake

get outta here putter of the mayonnaise on hair

get outta here putter of the mayonnaise on hair

It helps :(

It helps (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

with teenage baldness or a smol pp lube?

I WILL DO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO PROVE MY DICK IS NOT SMALL, HOWEVER, I AM NOT INSECURE IN MY PENIS SIZE AND IT DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL LESS OF A MAN.

I WILL DO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO PROVE MY DICK IS NOT SMALL, HOWEVER, I AM NOT INSECURE IN MY PENIS SIZE AND IT DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL LESS OF A MAN.

Remove it, weigh it and then eat it with chili con carne.

Post results.

is that like how you train to enter the pain Olympics?



Edit: Politicians here just gave them selves a pay rise due to inflation, whilst they released a report projecting everyone else to only get 1% pay rise for the next 40 years.



They also started lawsuits to remove Trump from the Ballot for the 2024 election.


Also they just found that Biden had 5000 emails with his dodgy fake email addresses that he used to hide his business dealings with his son. The Dems are trying to block releasing the emails because of the high probability it contains direct proof of corruption. I guess they will release them 2025.

From the emails they do have, it shows Joe being cc'd into Hunter's business deals and Hunter being CC'd into emails about govt appointments...

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 30 2023, 01:28

I think I read about this a week or three ago.

I think I read about this a week or three ago.

They are slow rolling the Brandon corruption news so people get used to it, like a frog in a pot of water that is heating up. There was even one lefty talking about how it would be justified for Brandon to stay in power for longer than 2028 to protect freedom due to wars in Ukraine and new wars in Africa and possible new wars in the Pacific.... and the threat of evil Trumpism.

They were talking about removing Trump from the Ballot but they have only just started doing on a state by state basis, they started in Red states because they want to leverage the RINOs and establishment.


Left Establishment: We will let you have Desantis or another candidate for president in 2028 if you remove Trump and give us Brandon again. Its still democracy if the Republicans remove Drumpf.

Right Establishment: That sounds like a good deal.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 30 2023, 04:45

big ed

I cannot stand that guy. They have a new 90 Days spinoff called Last Resort and it has him and that disgusting Angela monster everyone hates plus all the other 90 Day couples that no one likes. I couldn't even get through the third episode.

I hope Darcey & Stacey gets renewed for another season. They're gross nasty hogs but at least you can laugh at them while you wince.