[X] My Assistant

Don't be mean to him.

He posted that unironically to give you a list of stuff to watch.

No he didn't? You forget he doesn't read anything from me because he used his nerd intellect to create an anti-retard script to anti me. I can call him whatever racial slurs I want (like peckerwood), and I don't give a fuck if he doesn't like getting called a mayo monkey.

Don't make me regret not running that script.

More than I already do.

Waa waa, bye

Ryan Gosling as Ken looks like Barney from The Flintstones. And he's over 40. At least they didn't cast him or Barbie with black actors. The movie looks stupid af but it's raking in the money at the box office because they cast the leads correctly. Black Ariel tanked so hard.

Its simultaneous release with the fantasy comedy Barbie led to the "Barbenheimer" phenomenon on social media, which encouraged audiences to see both films as a double feature. The film received critical acclaim, with particular praise for its cast, screenplay, and visuals.

By cast, they mean not woke. Although creepy Cillian Murphy looks a little too anorexic. At least Hollybroke is getting the message to stop changing historic people and characters and don't even mess with dolls.

Waa waa, bye

Black Ariel tanked so hard.

You'd think they'd learn.



The fairest of them all indeed.

Maybe outside a fucking taco truck.

Everyone knows I love The Matrix movies and have seen them hundreds of times. I was watching them the other day when they came on TV and noticed after so many years that there's a lot of black actors in them. I mean a lot.

But I never cared because it wasn't a feel sorry for blacks type of franchise and didn't cater to race. All the characters and actors meshed really well together. That's how movies should be. Create new characters with a good story that stands on its own.

I mostly love the films because of Keanu and the CGI still holds up to this day.

Woman do not get heart attacks, not even fatty fat evil women get heart attacks, they become more fucking evil and fatty fat loud obnoxious screeching evil, antisocial personality disorder dead resting bitch face but never ever heart attack like jolly friendly fat man.

Except smol Japanese girl who is insecure timid fat girl.

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Jul 23 2023, 08:26

Everyone knows I love The Matrix movies and have seen them hundreds of times. I was watching them the other day when they came on TV and noticed after so many years that there's a lot of black actors in them. I mean a lot.

But I never cared because it wasn't a feel sorry for blacks type of franchise and didn't cater to race. All the characters and actors meshed really well together. That's how movies should be. Create new characters with a good story that stands on its own.

I mostly love the films because of Keanu and the CGI still holds up to this day.

I love that trilogy.

Especially Revolutions.

The final battle between Smith and Neo still gets me.

Agent Smith is my 2nd favorite villain behind the t1000.

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Tortilla White and the Seventy Homeless Rapists

I love that trilogy.

Especially Revolutions.

The final battle between Smith and Neo still gets me.

Agent Smith is my 2nd favorite villain behind the t1000.

Its hard to top the first movie. The end of the third movie was good.


The fourth movie was a disaster because they didn't use Lawrence Fishburne nor Hugo Weaving. The plot may have had some actual emotional impact if it did.

Tortilla White and the Seventy Homeless Rapists

I think they are supposed to be the intersectional seven or something.

Dwarf actors are already protesting the movie. You tok our jorbs.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jul 24 2023, 01:30

The fourth movie

It's a shitty fanfic, therefore not canon, and therefore not the fourth movie.

It's a shitty fanfic, therefore not canon, and therefore not the fourth movie.

This is exactly what it felt like.

We continue from the game, with Neo being a game dev without his powers (even though most people didn't play the game in the 90s), then we introduce budget Morpheus who lets Neo know about the new super agent that has double bullet time. Neo has to spend 20% of the movie in flashbacks to the past films to regain his power or some shit, also Trinity cucks him rather than finally having the relationship fans wanted. Then Neo realizes his true identity and kisses Agent smith, who is played by some self insert, and the Super agent dies because he was NTR'd and was in love with Neo.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jul 24 2023, 05:49

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If I shot the people who greenlit this, I'd go to jail.....

The fourth movie

the fourth movie.

We don't talk about that movie in polite company.

I never watched it and I have no intention of doing so.

Total Ghostbusters 2016 kinda deal.

It never happened.

We just move on.

Total Ghostbusters 2016 kinda deal.

When people complained Ghostbusters 2016 was not in the super UHD Ghostbusters megabox set, they agreed to add it as a download code on the ultraviolet service, which had already announced it was shutting down.

It was funny, at one stage you could buy the bluray box set with Ghostbusters 2016 for 30% cheaper than the boxset without it. People just hate that movie.

I couldn't even get through it all, think I've only seen 1/3 of it.

Pineapple on pizza is alright, but needs good, salty ham to counteract the sweetness.

Pineapple on pizza is alright, but needs good, salty ham to counteract the sweetness.

Its kinda for kids. Its made with generic tasting ham and cheap pineapple.

Even cheap BBQ meat lovers is the grown up version, even then that is kinda young adult pizza.

The fuck are you talking about?

The fuck are you talking about?

Whether pineapple on pizza or the new snow white movie is more of an abomination.




In a different chat, people were talking about Oprah being involved with Pizza delivery but I think they are talking about something entirely different.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jul 29 2023, 07:12

All of a sudden Candace Owens is interviewing Andrew Tate right after Tucker...

Whether pineapple on pizza or the new snow white movie is more of an abomination.
In a different chat, people were talking about Oprah being involved with Pizza delivery but I think they are talking about something entirely different.

Pineapple isn't a kid food.

Snow white would be fucking awesome if it was snow white but she was black and it's 70% the plot from Don't Drink Your Juice