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*proceeds to implement extremely elaborate plan*

His plan was to assume that everyone will always serve themselves.

People will always be selfish.

People will always indulge themselves in instant gratification.

99% of the time he was correct.

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Rachel? Although one can argue her crime was to ditch Bruce for a DA with anger issues.

He switched the locations because he knew that if Bruce went for Rachael and found Dent, He'd be heartbroken.

If Bruce went for Dent and found Rachael, his one shot at a shining example for Gotham would be extinguished.

He wanted to break Bruce and he kinda did, but Bruce never became the monster he wanted him to be.

Even when he had no logical reason to not completely lose his shit and start killing people.

The Joker confirmed this at the end of the film.

As a so called agent of chaos he certainly put a lot of thought and time into implementing it.

Tell me 5 movies I should watch and I will watch them.

LA Confidential.

Watchmen.

Terminator 2.

Snatch.

No country for old men.

This is why Mags is better than Dragontamer

Watchmen.

Make sure its the directors cut. I disliked the version in theaters because they cut out pivotal scenes / dialogue.

I think they cut out dialogue of the two best characters Rorschach and Manhattan.


This shows Rorschach's real powers

Snatch from 2000 or Snatch from 1976

Snatch from 2000 or Snatch from 1976

Obviously Snatch (2000).


if you like Snatch, then watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Maybe Reservoir Dogs first.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jul 20 2023, 10:38

Obviously if a movie has a director's cut version watch it.

Especially Terminator 2 and Watchmen.

I am at the part where dickheadMcGee shot the guy with 4 fingers and cut his arm off. This movie is great, I hope that gypsy guy knocks out the next guy in one punch too

If you don't watch 5 Marvel movies then you're not a human being.

If you don't watch 5 Marvel movies then you're not a human being.

You have to watch marvel phase 4.

You have to watch marvel phase 4.

I've seem the recent Thor movie and the spider man one where Willem Dafoe comes back.

Is the Rocket racoon movie any good?

The one made by the guy that's about to destroy DC's universe.

I never watched the watermelon country movies.

This post has been edited by Mags_: Jul 20 2023, 14:10

Watchmen was pretty good (I'd say 7/10), but snatch was fucking awesome(I'd say 9/10). Didn't laugh once but it was awesome. Everyone had adorable accents.

LA Confidential.

Watchmen.

Terminator 2.

Snatch.

No country for old men.

Respectable choices.

T2 would be on my list as well. Possibly No Country for Old Men, too.

Terminator 2 (1991)
The Seventh Seal (1957)
Blade Runner (1982)
Being There (1979)
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

Could probably think of some better choices, but I'm feeling tired and have work in the morning.

If you want something funny rather than thought provoking, Caddyshack (1980) and The Blues Brothers (1980) deserve mention. Also Project A-Ko (1986).

I'd also count Bubblegum Crisis 1-6 as a very long movie because I want to plug it every chance I get.

I tend to gravitate towards things that I find emotionally powerful, beautiful (conceptually, although visually can always help), deeply thoughtful, and/or sublime. Or hilarious.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Jul 21 2023, 06:34

Stfu peckerwood, I was asking the Aussie

Stfu peckerwood, I was asking the Aussie

Don't be mean to him.

He posted that unironically to give you a list of stuff to watch.

Some more movies for you to check out if you wish.

Se7en.

Super Troopers.

Akira.

In Bruges.

Lord of War.

The Big Short.

Super Troopers.

I forgot to watch the sequel.

Being There (1979)

Is it funny? It was the only Peter Sellers movie I haven't seen. It didn't seem like a comedy when I saw the trailer on the VHS I rented.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jul 21 2023, 22:35

Just realized it's been literal years since I went to a cinema.

Just realized it's been literal years since I went to a cinema.

I think the last movie I saw in cinema was Avengers: Endgame. Then we got locked down for years.

Captain Marvel was so crap in that movie. Also they had that pointless 'the future is female' scene at the end.


Almost all the female characters for the 'Female Avengers Unite" scene got rekt in subsequent movies.

Retrospectively funny.



Mantis shouldn't have been there at that stage, she is now OP and cool. Only one of them with a character arc.... actual character development?? Whats going on?

I forgot to watch the sequel.

I was hyped and then pretty disappointed tbh.

Captain Marvel was so crap in that movie.

I completely forgot that she's even in Endgame really.

Woman do not get heart attacks, not even fatty fat evil women get heart attacks, they become more fucking evil and fatty fat loud obnoxious screeching evil, antisocial personality disorder dead resting bitch face but never ever heart attack like jolly friendly fat man.