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Femism is the one true religion

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This post has been edited by iavo: Jun 19 2023, 09:57

Femism is the one true religion

Go kill you're self! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Go kill you're self! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Eat shit m'lady.

*tips tophat*

bunnyS DID 9/11

Osama Bin Laden masturbates to 9/11 and ISIS while screaming allahu akbar allahu akbar like a true goat fucker.

First my keyboard attempt to suicide by throwing its usb cable in the chair to pull it toward the ground.
Seeing that the attempt failed, the chair come to his rescue by trying to utterly crushing the cable.
And to finish, those attempts having failed, my hair jump in my eyes to try to confuse me so I would make some kind of destructive move.

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Come on, I know we don't have supervillains, but destroying the world shouldn't be THAT hard.Please do it?Somebody?
Being the slave of Murphy from [en.wikipedia.org] Murphy's law is really being annoying some time, somebody must rise and face him (though by doing so, you're prone to hitting your head on the ceiling, or losing your balance, or who know what?)

First my keyboard attempt to suicide by throwing its usb cable in the chair to pull it toward the ground.
Seeing that the attempt failed, the chair come to his rescue by trying to utterly crushing the cable.
And to finish, those attempts having failed, my hair jump in my eyes to try to confuse me so I would make some kind of destructive move.

My face hurts from reading that.

I wish all fanboys would get raped by horses that have been in prison for ten years.

I masturbate too much.

**gasp* nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!

Argo fuck yourself.

I want a truely deep sleep (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

I just buy a lot of food..
Waoyh, it feels good !

Arsey bollocky titwank?

Je peux parler français! J'adore les omelettes et le fromage!

cheeki breeki

wooooooooot