[X] My Assistant

I don't joke. Every post I make is 100% serious.

I don't joke. Every post I make is 100% serious.

are you suicided yet

I'm a ghost in the machine.

In a shell, if you will...

Unfortunately it's Powershell.

And I'm terrible with Powershell syntax.

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I'm a ghost in the machine.

In a shell, if you will...

Unfortunately it's Powershell.

And I'm terrible with Powershell syntax.

It turned into a horror story quickly.

Powershell is dumb.

Has some neat ideas for some cases (objects in a shell is interesting to think about), but it suffers from a problem of trying to do everything for everyone and thus making it hard to find what I'm looking for how to do.

Also it seems to work much better in windows, for some mysterious reason.

If you want to be assassinated then you can run as a Republican in New Jersey.

If you want to be assassinated then you can run as a Republican in New Jersey.

Yeah, but then I'd have to live in New Jersey.

Oh wow this is insane.

It is kinda funny, scientists there is no god but here is some science showing probably there is an omniscient being that created the simulation and knows everything about our reality.

So are people just arguing now whether there is a plan or a random simulation as a point of difference?

It is also possible that we just do not know enough about quantum physics to explain why the probability function collapses under our observation and how instant data transmission occurs with quantum entanglement.

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He spoke briefly of his younger days in Hogwarts when he was a boy. Where did it go wrong...

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He spoke briefly of his younger days in Hogwarts when he was a boy. Where did it go wrong...

His deep male voice (because probably the character was originally male before recently have their model swapped) gives it away.

He spoke briefly of his younger days in Hogwarts when he was a boy. Where did it go wrong...

I have been made aware of a poem written by our mutual enemy. He has endeavored to find a straight man to become his lover, as is custom for every swishy fellow's fantasy just as you bastards get turned on by women who are attracted to women:
My sweetest Straightio, let us live and love,
And though the sager sort our deeds reprove,
Let us not weigh them : Heaven's great lamps do dive
Into their west, and straight again revive,
But soon as once set is our little light,
Then must we sleep one ever-during night.
If all would lead their lives in love like me,
Then bloody swords and armor should not be,
No drum nor trumpet peaceful sleeps should move,
Unless alarm came from the camp of love.
But fools do live, and waste their little light,
And seek with pain their ever-during night.

When timely death my life and fortune ends,
Let not my hearse be vext with mourning friends,
But let all lovers, rich in triumph, come
And with sweet pastimes grace my happy tomb;
And, Straightio, close up thou my little light,
And crown with love my ever-during night.

i think the best way to deal with "performative wokeness" is to ignore it and not give attention whores the attention they desire.

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The end brought tears to my eyes.

i think the best way to deal with "performative wokeness" is to ignore it and not give attention whores the attention they desire.

Its kind of suss how much power some media institutions and commentators lost once they attempted to reset the Twitter algorithm more towards neutral.

[www.news.com.au] Man with objectophilia details how he fell in love with balloons

I was just going to post about how NYC installed a succubus tentacle monster to celebrate abortion but I was laughing too much about the looner.

Wasn't that dude a forum member for a while.

I love AI.

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