[X] My Assistant

My bathroom has been under renovation for nearly three months. I'm bald, but haven't shaved my head during the entire time so rocking the grandpa look with hair on sides and back..

Spotted the bald.

Shut the fuck up you retarded little garden gnome.

Shut the fuck up you retarded little garden gnome.

You really should install that script I made.

Want an installation guide/GIF?
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EDIT: even better:
ublock origin rule.

CODE

forums.e-hentai.org##.postdetails .bigusername a[href$="index.php?showuser=5175192"]:upward(.borderwrap > table)

Alternative rule:

CODE

forums.e-hentai.org##.postdetails .bigusername a[href$="index.php?showuser=5175192"]:nth-ancestor(7)

Pick whichever one of those appeals to you. The bottom is less likely to incur side effects, I think. I don't write many rules like this.
The user script below should do the exact same thing.
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original post:

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// ==UserScript==
// @name        Mario's Mansion
// @namespace   dragontamer8740.mariosMansion
// @description Evict Luigi
// @include     http://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?*showtopic=*
// @include     https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?*showtopic=*
// @include     http://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?*st=*
// @include     https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?*st=*
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==
// Get all posts' posters (links to their respective profiles) on the page with a given user ID. This way, it will work even if someone changes their name because it's based on account ID numbers.
var posts=document.querySelectorAll(".postdetails .bigusername a[href$='index.php?showuser=5175192']");
function findParentTable(elem) {
  // traverse up the DOM tree from 'elem' until we find a 'table' element. If we hit the top of the tree without finding anything on the way ('elem' is null), stop.
  while(elem && elem.tagName.toUpperCase() !== 'TABLE')
    elem=elem.parentElement;
  return elem;
}
// find the table cell that contains the post in question and hide it.
posts.forEach(p => findParentTable(p).setAttribute('style', 'display: none'));

Here's an installation guide for firefox, since I don't know what browser you use but assume the best of you.
[files.catbox.moe] https://files.catbox.moe/muyhyl.mp4
Took me 40 seconds to install and set up without using any of my usual keyboard shortcuts.
If Chrome, install Violentmonkey instead, and then do the same thing otherwise.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Oct 27 2022, 20:29

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A classic from Squeegee.

Kind of weird that a lot of the super pro-vaccine people that were quad boosted are dropping like flies suddenly.

"I will keep getting boosters to maintain my smug sense of moral and intellectual superiority while making fun of the Darwin'd anti-vaxxers"

"https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/congressional-candidate-unexpectedly-dies-bragging-about-vaccination-richard-rowe"

It must be climate change and racism.

I have been lurking for years. But i wish I was not.

some people "act", but not be, as a sh*t...
others, born as a sh*t, so is natural for this people act and be a sh*t

This post has been edited by Voltr0n: Nov 1 2022, 03:51

When you read the world economic forum's writings they are more dystopian than the memes.

You will own nothing, have no privacy but will be happy because you survived the economic transition where many people perished. People record everything you do and may use it against you, but you have substitute bug protein to eat and you have shared accommodation to live in. AI owned by the corporations replaced most of the jobs but you are happy to still live in society.

Damn. Like, why are they saying that is the good future? Its like dystopian as shit.

[www.forbes.com] https://www.forbes.com/sites/worldeconomicf...l-live-in-2030/

"We will remain the owners of the product and sell it to you as a service. A smaller number of asset owners take custodianship of assets to provide services to many users"

You will never be rich because the elites own the world. You owning equity will be illegal like we see in authoritarian countries.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Oct 31 2022, 13:42

When you read the world economic forum's writings they are more dystopian than the memes.

You will own nothing, have no privacy but will be happy because you survived the economic transition where many people perished. People record everything you do and may use it against you, but you have substitute bug protein to eat and you have shared accommodation to live in. AI owned by the corporations replaced most of the jobs but you are happy to still live in society.

Damn. Like, why are they saying that is the good future? Its like dystopian as shit.

we lost sight of a good future long ago. If we ever truly had one to begin with (that would be good for everyone).

there's more true in the story of a pc game, than in the newspapers....

we lost sight of a good future long ago. If we ever truly had one to begin with (that would be good for everyone).

I just want a stable job that allows me to have a house (lol), then have a wife who doesn't divorce me, have a child that doesn't get neutered. Low interest, low inflation, maybe a bit of wage growth, yeah that would be grand. Also be able to eat real animal protein and not bugs. Maybe hang out with mates and have a beer or drink every now and again.


It seems like delusion at this stage.

Wanz Wafka's stories:

Screaming anguish:

I was alone one night until I had recalled a person in my life, he thence became real as a ghastly phantom of my soul. He was quite the homophobe and racist who had frozen Jack Nicholson eyes and a lack of human feeling, and then upon recollection did I see in the news he had a wallet stolen from him.
His name was Dick Baldrick Baldwin Baldry Balderdash.

we lost sight of a good future long ago. If we ever truly had one to begin with (that would be good for everyone).

If we want to pin point going in the wrong direction precisely it was probably Bill Clinton. I use to like Bill Clinton, but loads of his decisions and policies went wrong in big ways.

Russia, China, corruption of UN/WTO, subprime crisis.

A load of decisions were made that took multiple historic events in the wrong long term direction.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 28 2022, 05:40

If we want to pin point going in the wrong direction precisely it was probably Bill Clinton. I use to like Bill Clinton, but loads of his decisions and policies went wrong in big ways.

Russia, China, corruption of UN/WTO, subprime crisis.

A load of decisions were made that took multiple historic events in the wrong long term direction.

I think I'd blame Newt Gingrich's destruction of the republican party's sense of decency, but that's around the same period so I'll cede to the Clinton answer.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Nov 29 2022, 09:22

I believe that it is okay to be friends with someone or like a celebrity or have a partner who is racist, homophobic, sexist, classist, violent, and a career criminal or an abusive person despite being opposed to all those things and attacking anyone who disagrees because I value personal autonomy and choosing to make an exception is my business, and choosing to let a person be this way falls under consent.

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Lmao

Someone edited my post and it wasn't me. You jannies are on top of things.

This post has been edited by Fr. Radixius: Dec 13 2022, 18:07

I've had a few of my posts edited before and I love it. Makes me feel all fuzzy and faggot

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He's always on top of everyone, I mean everything.