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god damn double post

You fucking racist

Straight outta squaredcircle.

You fucking racist

What is white on top and black on bottom?

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Mar 29 2022, 19:17

What is white on top and black on bottom?

An egg cooked by me.
Don't let me cook.
Please.

An egg cooked by me.
Don't let me cook.
Please.

No.
It's consent.

What's black on top and white on bottom?

What's black on top and white on bottom?

You getting banged by Jussie Smollett and Don Lemon.

You getting banged by Jussie Smollett and Don Lemon.

Then Ahuman will be put in jail for committing a hate crime.

My loose butt will last in jail.

Keep my waifu's cock out of your fucking mouth!

-Del the Funky Homosapien after smacking Chris Tucker at the GLAAD awards

Third time's the charm.

O.J Simpson: "Will Smith was wrong for slapping Chris Rock but I can relate to that feeling"

Hahaha so good, I can't breathe.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Mar 31 2022, 01:19

Bah, these memes are like a rejuvenating hit from my Etus Flask

Souls games feel like shitty platformers to me, like Spyro the dragon with slight rpg mechanics.

I can't get into them, can't enjoy God of War either cos it's very gamey.

Nier Automata is like dynasty warriors but the music carried it.

I rather enjoyed Assassins Creed Black Sails though, possibly cos i played Thief which was a simulator and Kalypso Studio games like Port Royale with lots of pirate stuff.

Honorable mention to Shadow of the Colossus and Dragon's Dogma, i enjoyed the ambiance in those.


Haven't tried the Monster Hunter games yet or Horizon Zero Dawn.

And i don't think i'll like the combat mechanics of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice even though it looks so good.

I also have all the Tomb Raider games collecting dust, not very interested in them though...same for Uncharted.


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This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Mar 31 2022, 03:28

Souls games feel like shitty platformers to me, like Spyro the dragon with slight rpg mechanics.

Nier Automata is like dynasty warriors but the music carried it.

I rather enjoyed Assassins Creed Black Sails though, possibly cos i played Thief which was a simulator and Kalypso Studio games like Port Royale with lots of pirate stuff.

Honorable mention to Shadow of the Colossus and Dragon's Dogma, i enjoyed the ambiance in those.

Pretty true.

Haven't tried the Monster Hunter games yet or Horizon Zero Dawn.

I enjoyed Horizon Zero Dawn. I only worry that they ruin the franchise by trying to pander to twitter.

Except they pandered too much they basically made the main character into Elizabeth Warren and ended up getting flamed by people that never intended to play the game anyways.

Making the main character fat does not make any sense, she is an elite rock climber in the game. She should be thinner and have more muscles based on what the character can do but not as extreme as Abby on steroids from Last of Us 2.

Her first love interest is a simp and quickly gets cucked as she forgets about him to chase after the bad boys. I think this is quite realistic.

Souls games feel like shitty platformers to me, like Spyro the dragon with slight rpg mechanics.

I can't get into them, can't enjoy God of War either cos it's very gamey.

Nier Automata is like dynasty warriors but the music carried it.]

I can understand not liking these games, sure, but Souls being like Spyro the Dragon? Nier: Onomatopoeia being like Dynasty Warriors? How to do you draw these baffling comparisons? And GoW being too gamey? What is even that? Are you devouring wild copies of the game, instead getting domesticated versions?

This post has been edited by Olaf Manfred Sergei: Mar 31 2022, 07:00

I can understand not liking these games, sure, but Souls being like Spyro the Dragon?

Its how the camera handles on console compared to some of the Spyro games.

Nier: Onomatopoeia being like Dynasty Warriors?

In the enemy / bullet spam sections.

And GoW being too gamey?

They try to make it super serious especially in newer games but then you have all the power ups mechanics and combo mechanics, which seem arcade like.

I like a lot of the GOW games though.

Its how the camera handles on console compared to some of the Spyro games.

That's a hard sell, but okay... I mean, plenty of games have bad cameras. For example: Just about anything else From Software made. I guess you could argue the flying levels made many a kid ragequit? And those creepy dogs in the first boss area required some finesse.to dodge and attack... Okay, yeah. Comparison noted.

In the enemy / bullet spam sections.

Ah yes, I destinctively remember charging through the hail of inaccurate, slow fired volleys from riflemen being a major issue in that game about ancient China full of people attacking each other primarily with swords and polearms. It's not like charging in with reckless abandonment would get you killed in Nier or anything. Yeah, you got me there, too.

They try to make it super serious especially in newer games but then you have all the power ups mechanics and combo mechanics, which seem arcade like.

Yeah, I guess a man hellbent on killing everything in a series and doing so repeatedly, really doesn't need a change in direction to keep the character from becoming tired and repetitive. I mean, sure he still does these things in a more fleshed out world with some sort of relatable pathos other than being anger man. It deviates way too much from the formula when you develop a character from a sociopath to someone who can be like, "Nah, I got my BOY with me, today. I will fuck and or kill you tomorrow." Who wants their games to be that "gamey?" That girthy. That willing to take a chance to do something more than what they did before, to appeal to fans new and old? No, just spoonfeed the same game that was in no way losing its charm with each iteration. I certainly can't fault anyone for not liking any of that.

Well explained. Here I thought she just installed the games to the hard drive and never bothered to play any of them. But now I see you two have at least made it past the title screens.

I'm just guessing and being laconic.

I saw the trailer for the Halo series, it's woke garbage.

Halo 3 was the last decent halo game. There will never be another one.