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Also funny the news this morning was congratulating Kamala Harris for being the first female president....

They forgot to mention it was for 85 mins whilst they got that poop problem checked out with Biden in hospital.

Whenever you post weird shit like this I usually think you're drunk or tired. Until I look it up online and find that it's true.

In an ironic twist truly worthy of 2021, Vice President Kamala Harris will assume presidential power today, Nov. 19, which also happens to be International Men's Day (not to be confused with every single day of life as we know it).

Oh my god.

According to White House press secretary Jen Psaki, President Joe Biden will be undergoing a colonoscopy today as part of a routine annual physical and will briefly be under anesthesia — naturally, this means that Biden's presidential powers will transfer to Harris during this period.

Gross.

In my country the news were celebrating the first female president, and I thought Biden died or was pushed down some stairs or something.

Biden: "i've been shitting my pants so need to do a procedure to check for cancer"

He keeps failing the first basic test when they ask who the current president is and he keeps saying Obama.


edit: Women get so triggered by international men's day.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 20 2021, 08:06

*some women.

I know some that don't give a shit either way

HAHAHAHAHAHA the only men's netball team on the planet was invited by the new female feminist CEO of netball Australia to compete in the Australian women's netball league because woman always say that men would lose at netball.... The men stomped every female team by 30+ points.

That all-men netball team was invited so that they'd be humiliated by female competitors in front of the public? What a time to be alive.

*some women.

I know some that don't give a shit either way

To be specific most women on television and the majority of women on twitter. Its like its their job to be offended.


Outside of those spheres most women are sane.

I feel like for the past decade, every time i go to the kitchen to make food and turn on the radio it's been wahmen's day.

I feel like for the past decade, every time i go to the kitchen to make food and turn on the radio it's been wahmen's day.

I blame endocrine disruptor chemicals for making wahmen fat and feminist, and I blame it for making men soybois.
It feels so good to know the cause is external and not our own decisions. (Not sarcazm)

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Nov 20 2021, 17:29

So glad that self defence is legal in the USA.

Have you ever considered not breathing?

So glad that self defence is legal in the USA.

Barely still legal. Criminals and Dems seem pretty outraged.

Barely still legal. Criminals and Dems seem pretty outraged.

I blame Kamala Harris. She's president for 83 minutes and in that time, the stock market dips and Kyle is found not guilty.

Is there any reason some images aren't showing up on the forum in Firefox?

In Pale Moon, images are showing up but the browser zoom text only isn't working. It no longer supports NoSquint.

Those two goddamn browsers and this forum are beyond broken.

This post has been edited by Honeycat: Nov 21 2021, 04:31

So glad that self defence is legal in the USA.

What are you, bri*ish?🤮

What are you, bri*ish?🤮

I have a dental plan and own kitchen knives.

Is there any reason some images aren't showing up on the forum in Firefox?

In Pale Moon, images are showing up but the browser zoom text only isn't working. It no longer supports NoSquint.

Those two goddamn browsers and this forum are beyond broken.

Can't say exactly for FF but images also load fine in Fennec - a mobile fork of FF.

This post has been edited by elda88: Nov 21 2021, 09:07

Is there any reason some images aren't showing up on the forum in Firefox?

In Pale Moon, images are showing up but the browser zoom text only isn't working. It no longer supports NoSquint.

Those two goddamn browsers and this forum are beyond broken.

What images in particular?

Check your ad blocker if you haven't? Also any other addons.
Also I like Seamonkey. Text only zoom works there.

CNN did a hit piece on Kamala Harris after she was president for 85 mins. CNN wants Pete Buttplug to replace Kamala.

Is that even possible? Can you replace the VP?

[edition.cnn.com] https://edition.cnn.com/2021/11/14/politics...dent/index.html

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