QUOTE(Cleon1243 @ Jul 25 2014, 22:54)
When I bought my mother a very expensive fridge and stove when I was in the old country, I called her a dork for sitting legs crissed cross watching the chicken cook (these where the new ass stove and fridge she never own a fridge or stove herself) but in truth I thought it was adorable.
Did you fuck her?