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God damn.

ROFLMAO

We can call Biden "Mr. Duh" instead of Ford, now. That's fantastic.

Stairs are hard.

Biden: We can kill Putin if we need to

Putin: I am legit concerned for his health. I am not even being sarcastic. Legitimately he has issues.


Edit: Biden called her President Harris again.

1/3 of voters doubt his mental fitness and most foreign powers think he is a feeble senile joke.

China: As if we would listen to Biden, your country is weak and failing. At least Trump was strong, you are a joke. Put Harris on the line.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Mar 20 2021, 03:01

loool

Thanks I was looking for that one.




Maybe saint joe's time has come.



This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Mar 20 2021, 06:19

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Um jun sik

The White House as it looks to Biden:

My 90-year-old grandpa has bad knees and still goes up stairs all the time. He has to take them much, much slower than Biden was trying to, though.

I think he was probably trying to appear tough and it backfired. He should have climbed them at his own pace.

Anyway, his administration's still nothing great so far and I don't see signs of that changing.

Anyway, his administration's still nothing great so far and I don't see signs of that changing.

They have made massive progress on meeting the needs of multinational corporations. Record number of executive orders in the shortest time. Want to outsource? Not pay tax? Have a monopoly? Thats fine and dandy.

They have even rejected most of their left wing policies. If they can get in without your vote, then you are not a stakeholder. Unfortunately most people on twitter don't understand that.


Democrats are blocking their own policies that they promised the public aka fools.

It's almost as if neither major party actually cares about most of the people in the country.

/s

Republicans fuddle around and object to shit.

Democrats introduce stupid shit and waste money on crap.

Corporate welfare and wall street bankers are the winners. In the long term China is the winner as they take advantage of the corruption.

So you have the party that does not want to do anything and the party that wants to waste money on crap.

Both parties are bad but I'll simp for whichever one gives me more money.

This is what freedom sounds like, it's funny as shit.







This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Mar 21 2021, 01:47

Thanks I was looking for that one.

Haha, the stair lift is something Potato really needs so he doesn't mash himself. Too bad he didn't fall over the railing. You could almost hear Kameltoe's vulture wings flapping overhead. And I noticed not one person rushed to help him, an old frail man. He needs a Life Alert around his neck in case he falls and can't get up since the secret service or military didn't do shit.


Did you see this one? But I think ol' Hilldawg had a brain tumor or something.

Just because he had two aneurysms and brain surgery doesn't mean he had any long term problems except the stutter he apparently developed and wandering around naked at night when he was VP etc etc.

I am sure he is fine and mentally fit, that is why the democrats introduced legislation to create a panel to enact the 25th Amendment and more recently to take away his red button. Don't forget Harris doing much of his head of state duties.

Just because he had two aneurysms and brain surgery doesn't mean he had any long term problems except the stutter he apparently developed and wandering around naked at night when he was VP etc etc.

That's right, I do remember reading something last year about him having aneurysms but forgot to post about it. I thought Trump was going to be reelected and we'd forget all about Potato Head. Nope, now he's fucking up our country and falling all over the place and we can't unsee it.

I am sure he is fine and mentally fit, that is why the democrats introduced legislation to create a panel to enact the 25th Amendment and more recently to take away his red button. Don't forget Harris doing much of his head of state duties.

We knew the removal of him was going to happen somewhere down the road, that's why Kramala is on him like stink on shit.

This post has been edited by Honeycat: Mar 21 2021, 04:40

Biden is firing staffers that used marijuana in the past even in states where it was legal. They told them it wouldn't affect anything in the background check because Biden was so progressive. Now they are using it to fire all the lefties now that they are not needed. Progressives were getting in the way of the multinational agenda.

This is what FREEDOM sounds like, it's funny as shit.

Both parties are bad but I'll simp for whichever one gives me more money.

“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But, under the name of “Liberalism,” they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened. I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform.” - Norman Mattoon Thomas, U.S Socialist party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948.
"Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated." - Thomas Jefferson, 1798.
"This specification of particulars [the 18 enumerated powers of Article I, Section 8] evidently excludes all pretension to a general legislative authority, because an affirmative grant of special powers would be absurd as well as useless if a general authority was intended." - Alexander Hamilton, Federalist 83.
"If Congress can do whatever in their discretion can be done by money, and will promote the General Welfare, the Government is no longer a limited one, possessing enumerated powers, but an indefinite one, subject to particular exceptions." - James Madison, 1792.

The "general welfare" clause in Article 1 section 8 of the constitution does not grant the power to do anything under the childish claim and disguise of general welfare. In James Madison’s words, “the spirit of party and faction” would prevail in this case. Seriously, why should Americans pay for someone to study Feminine Studies or Russian literature, and then pay for their healthcare when they cannot find a job irl? No thanks..

Pleb thinking: My federal government will take care of me while they're taxing half my earnings, drone striking women and children around the world, spying on my activity, and arming and funding terrorists and the list goes on and on. Guys with guns will show up and disarm me so in the end only they will possess arms, but I am sure the big brother government will meet people needs and perhaps from cradle to grave.

Those demagogues you complain about can't exist if people can fend for themselves in the first place, and do you honestly believe that because a corrupt politician sends you a check you get some? Just an incredibly narrow minded view some have. “The state is the great fictitious entity by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else.” - Frédéric Bastiat, 1848. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

The gas attacks were fudged so that Dems can go to war with Syria. Bit of an Obama/ Biden whoopsie that there were whistleblowers about their propaganda used to bomb children.

So you have the party that does not want to do anything and the party that wants to waste money on crap.

False; both love feeding the military-industrial complex and state-sponsored murder. One just also supports killing domestic babies in addition to international ones.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Mar 22 2021, 08:46