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concerning figures of speech, i've been contemplating how to best translate "seriously a horny toad" into german. i have decided to settle on "ernsthaft ein spitzer fink"

concerning figures of speech, i've been contemplating how to best translate "seriously a horny toad" into german. i have decided to settle on "ernsthaft ein spitzer fink"

Ehm, you are aware that fink is a bird and as far away from been even similiar to a toad as i could imagen, right? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

of course. the idea is to convey the emotional reality of a horny toad rather than the literal meaning

of course. the idea is to convey the emotional reality of a horny toad rather than the literal meaning

Oh, so more like a common saying translation? In that case i would prefer "spitz wie Nachbars Lumpy" and when it is just because i have never heard "spitzer fink" in my whole life.

English speaker are so weird. They reproduce by pounding a tuna, but only in those times they are not distracted by their body exudates that are so important they actually have number every possible one of them, as if there isnt anythingelse in the whole universe. I mean i know what i would call number one, because that one would be much more important in my life as all possible body exudates together. What i meain? You know what i mean, wink wink nudge nudge. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

I think it's a logical progression (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Number 1 is taking a piss.
Number 2 is taking a shit.
xxx
xxx
xxx
xxx
Waaaaay down the list of extruding things from your body is Number 7 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

English speaker are so weird. They reproduce by pounding a tuna, but only in those times they are not distracted by their body exudates that are so important they actually have number every possible one of them, as if there isnt anythingelse in the whole universe. I mean i know what i would call number one, because that one would be much more important in my life as all possible body exudates together. What i meain? You know what i mean, wink wink nudge nudge. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

We did a group interview on a girl interested in a quality position.
All went smooth, and someone asked "So what do you do for fun?".

She said "I do a lot of toothpasting".
She kept a straight face for about a minute of silence, then she lost it and started laughing.
None of us had any idea what that was. She said "After I leave, look it up."

So we looked it up, and decided we should make her an offer.

She said "I do a lot of toothpasting".

I knew about inhaling glue. This is new! LOL

BTW, [forum.facepunch.com] https://forum.facepunch.com/f/general/blyis...getting-into/1/

This post has been edited by feathered: Apr 6 2019, 03:34

So we looked it up, and decided we should make her an offer.

So did i and now... well i have to ask, did you work at that time for "fuckeduptotalweirdfetishporns.tv? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

unlike toothpasting, figging is real & strong & my friend

Crys III+Token II is quite decent to do PFFEST, yes.
Not optimal, but decent.

Here they are.

Hath Perk Tokenizer II Activated
Hath Perk Crystarium III Activated!

Now I'm almost ready (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by mouisaac: Apr 6 2019, 06:39

Beaten my PFFEST record:

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/5e1znlF.png)

Still the same full Peerless shortsword+Protection/Warding set, with slightly more forging than before.
I will fall under 1h30 one day.

This post has been edited by decondelite: Apr 6 2019, 15:58

good IW after a few reforges SEA force shield
if only it was SDE


This post has been edited by yami_zetsu: Apr 6 2019, 19:04

Adept Learner 299/300

CODE

885 Crystals
8.888 Credits
1x Magnificent Shade Boots of Negation
5x Lesser Equipment
1 Chaos Token
2x Precursor Artifact
1x Sapling
16x Health Draught
5x Mana Potion
7x Spirit Draught
7x Mana Draught
2x Infusion of Storms
1x Spirit Potion
1x Health Potion
1x Infusion of Frost
4x Monster Edibles
6x Monster Cuisine
12x Monster Chow
1x Happy Pills
557.383.615 EXP
0.036 supportive magic
0.037 heavy armor
0.039 one-handed weapon

1.763 turns 0:09:03 (3,247 t/s)

awesome credits number (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Level 474 from Dawn of a New Day.

I wasted my IW luck on my ethereal katana.

Holy Strike Butcher Lv.5 Fatality Lv.4


Can I still use it though?

Just started PF SG. Internet dead. Mah infusions... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I wasted my IW luck on my ethereal katana.

Holy Strike Butcher Lv.5 Fatality Lv.4
Can I still use it though?

Damn, the luck of the gods....
On the wrong Katana (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I think you can still use it?
The adb is not as good as a peerless slaughter, but god damn those go for like, what, 150mil lol?


Also, jesus man, how many peerless do you HAVE?

And where do you keep getting em (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by KamuiSeph: Apr 7 2019, 02:55

Damn, the luck of the gods....
On the wrong Katana (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I think you can still use it?
The adb is not as good as a peerless slaughter, but god damn those go for like, what, 150mil lol?
Also, jesus man, how many peerless do you HAVE?

And where do you keep getting em (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I feel like I have pretty good luck whenever I'm not IWing something I am using (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Use it as 2H or as Niten main hand?

If not usable for niten I'd have to IW my other katana (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


Wdym, I only have like, a few, and mostly non-usable (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Lotteries, ofc. When you feel the need to sell a star per week (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Have new account (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)