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24 mins ago: Network issues appear to be resolved. I'll be restoring the site to the primary cluster over the next half hour or so.
57 mins ago: Note that some functionality will be missing, behaving weirdly, or be outright disabled (like HV), as the system isn't ready for this setup.
Guys, give Tenboro some time to migrate and turn things on. He surelly is in bad humor already, because of the awesome networking that the hosting company provides.