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wait a sec! what's a defence matrix modulator?

I was wondering that, too, when it dropped. It's the new material to forge force shields. I just priced it lower than the item shop bot.

Exquisite Jade Leather Breastplate of Stoneskin
3500c

C sent you

I sent it to you. Thanks!

I was wondering that, too, when it dropped. It's the new material to forge force shields. I just priced it lower than the item shop bot.

ha! yeah i see it now! i thought it was just a sales gimmick for your shop dude (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Defense Matrix Modulator (1) - 30,000c each

Defense Matrix Modulator (1) - 30,000c each

Sent. Thanks!

ha! yeah i see it now! i thought it was just a sales gimmick for your shop dude (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

ME?!?! Gimmick?? No way. HAHAHAHA
You have inspired me, though.

Superior Leather Helmet of Protection - 10,000,000,000c 1,500c (99.99999% off!!) **4 PABS**

Such an amazing deal, I wonder why people still haven't bought it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Such an amazing deal, I wonder why people still haven't bought it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I know!!! Other players are selling these for billions more. I'm not greedy though.

By the order of Her Majesty, Princess Luna of Equestria, I hereby confiscate the following items at 10 bits each:

Monster Cuisine (27)

You shall receive 270 bits in return for these items.

(bits = credits, sending via MM)

By the order of Her Majesty, Princess Luna of Equestria, I hereby confiscate the following items at 10 bits each:

Monster Cuisine (27)

You shall receive 270 bits in return for these items.

(bits = credits, sending via MM)

I am but a humble liege and I offer them gladly unto you, good Sir. May they bring fortune upon thee.

I actually forgot to update my cuisine inventory and I have 349 more. I'm sending them to you now. If you can pay for all of them at once that is cool. If not, pay it whenever you can. If you've bought from my shop before (I think you have) go ahead and deduct your 10% discount, too. 9 bits is less than 10 and that is better ... for you.

ENJOY!!! I look forward to fighting your monster(s) on the battlefield. Which one(s) are yours? Have you ever fought mine? Dildroid, M270 MLRS (formerly Terror Legion), Bahamutswrath, Brewdonkey the Man, Brewdonkey the Cursed, and Brewdonkey the Collossus.

This post has been edited by brewdonkey: Sep 30 2013, 20:15

I am but a humble liege and I offer them gladly unto you, good Sir. May they bring fortune upon thee.

I actually forgot to update my cuisine inventory and I have 349 more. I'm sending them to you now. If you can pay for all of them at once that is cool. If not, pay it whenever you can. If you've bought from my shop before (I think you have) go ahead and deduct your 10% discount, too. 9 bits is less than 10 and that is better ... for you.

ENJOY!!! I look forward to fighting your monster(s) on the battlefield. Which one(s) are yours? Have you ever fought mine? Dildroid, M270 MLRS (formerly Terror Legion), Bahamutswrath, Brewdonkey the Man, Brewdonkey the Cursed, and Brewdonkey the Collossus.

I usually don't pay attention to which monsters I fight. I'm also probably not high enough level to see a lot of the monsters that use cuisine, but given that I occasionally go on crys-pack buying sprees, the Mechanized Pony Terminator gains like 50+ power levels every spree, so... then what crystals I have left get put on the other monsters. *shrugs* As it stands, though, my monsters are dwindling my supply oc edibles, but MPT will sooner or later be super high level and be nomming on the cuisines.

And with 15.5 HPD* (unfortunately that'll be 12.5 HPD by the end of the week), I can probably make enough to buy the 349 other cuisines, but... unfortunately, I need to replenish the army of ponies which are going to be... indoctrinated... to be members of the Dark Lunar Guard... and that requires all my hath for a while...

If I have bought before, I don't remember, but since I've bought from you now, if I do grab the other 349 cuisines, i'll take the 10% discount. But that won't be now.

(* HPD = Hath Per Day)




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This post has been edited by The Evil Phoenix: Sep 30 2013, 22:13

I usually don't pay attention to which monsters I fight. I'm also probably not high enough level to see a lot of the monsters that use cuisine, but given that I occasionally go on crys-pack buying sprees, the Mechanized Pony Terminator gains like 50+ power levels every spree, so... then what crystals I have left get put on the other monsters. *shrugs* As it stands, though, my monsters are dwindling my supply oc edibles, but MPT will sooner or later be super high level and be nomming on the cuisines.

And with 15.5 HPD* (unfortunately that'll be 12.5 HPD by the end of the week), I can probably make enough to buy the 349 other cuisines, but... unfortunately, I need to replenish the army of ponies which are going to be... indoctrinated... to be members of the Dark Lunar Guard... and that requires all my hath for a while...

If I have bought before, I don't remember, but since I've bought from you now, if I do grab the other 349 cuisines, i'll take the 10% discount. But that won't be now.

(* HPD = Hath Per Day)
Random: OMG THIS POST IS MY 1337TH POST! L33T! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

No problem. I completely understand. They'll be here for you when you need them. As for your Mechanized Pony Terminator ... I've fought it on multiple occasions. I'd say 10-12 times at least. It hasn't taken me down yet, but I'm sure it will one day.

No problem. I completely understand. They'll be here for you when you need them. As for your Mechanized Pony Terminator ... I've fought it on multiple occasions. I'd say 10-12 times at least. It hasn't taken me down yet, but I'm sure it will one day.

It's not super strong yet, although its power level is high. If I were to actively play HV again, I'd have dumped a ton more chaos tokens into that monster, and it would be a LOT more powerful than it is (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by The Evil Phoenix: Sep 30 2013, 23:08

New Pic I see and I like. I'll buy that for a dollar.

I'll take the axe.

New Pic I see and I like. I'll buy that for a dollar.

Her name is Shay Laren and I think she is actually on sale for at least $10. Here is a clip of how I feel about her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18mZVTpWCOo

I'll take the axe.

The axe is yours. Remember not to run with it or you could trip and hurt yourself. When you MAX it out send me a link to it so I can see how it turned out. She's got it going on for an exquisite. Enjoy!

Added some power armor
Added force shield
Reduced some prices
Remember that you can make an offer if you don't like the sticker price and return buyers can deduct 10% off of the already low price.

Added:

Exquisite Jade Shade Leggings of Negation - 30,000c (5% off) **4 PABS, HIGH RESIST**

This post has been edited by brewdonkey: Oct 2 2013, 18:21

3x Low-Grade Cloth
1x Mid-Grade Cloth
1x Binding of the Fire-eater
20x Featherweight Shard

Credits sent (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)