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coz now alot of ability tier need high lvl to unlock (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


well , let hope frith back at next patch (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

anybody miss frith bitching in this thread (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Next patch when tenboro will add his gp sink, 1000k GP for one hour with Eila 501 in a hotel ( high-class prostitute) or 100k GP for the other witches in a random alley (cheap prostitute).

Next patch when tenboro will add his gp sink, 1000k GP for one hour with Eila 501 in a hotel ( high-class prostitute) or 100k GP for the other witches in a random alley (cheap prostitute).

So no use for GP?

So no use for GP?

Maybe not for you. Some people do have weird fetish, though...

So no use for GP?

Dunno that was just a crappy idea of mine, 10B said the GP sink would be evil though.

Did someone say evil GP sink ideas?

Make depreciating armor effectiveness that works similarly to monster morale. The more damage you take, the less effective the stats are, all the way down until they're "broken" (still there, just with 0 beneficial stats.) Make GP needed to repair the armor in The Forge. Forge level/rank increases your efficiency in repairing armor (reduces GP needed for a set amount of repair.)

It forces everyone playing HV to need a perpetual supply of GP and to have a high Forge level. The amount need for repair and/or how quickly armor is damaged would allow Tenboro to influence the GP exchange how ever he wants.

How evil are we talking here?

This post has been edited by Super_Mew: Aug 9 2013, 19:18

Also, playing monster babysitter is boring.

How evil are we talking here?

"Very" - Tenboro

How evil are we talking here?

unplayable without it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

How evil are we talking here?

There is no evil here... just Tenboro... like in "The Dictator", example:

WE ARE GONNA HAVE A "TENBORO*" UPDATE, AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL GO "TENBORO*"...

Dictionary:
Tenboro (Spell: Overlord of HV) is a pony word in the HV universe that have almost 4000 meanings, including:
yes, no, maybe, up, down,positive, negative, amazing, evil, godly, awful, etc...

In Tenb we trust. (IMG:[bbs.pramool.com] http://bbs.pramool.com/webboard/pic/20.gif)

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Sieg Heil!

This post has been edited by buktore: Aug 10 2013, 00:08

Is there any time table for the next update, or just random, wild speculation?

Do you happen to know when [next patch / insert patch number here] will hit shelves?

When it's done..

If this answer don't satisfy you, you could try asking Ichy— his bone might know... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

Did someone say evil GP sink ideas?

Make depreciating armor effectiveness that works similarly to monster morale. The more damage you take, the less effective the stats are, all the way down until they're "broken" (still there, just with 0 beneficial stats.) Make GP needed to repair the armor in The Forge. Forge level/rank increases your efficiency in repairing armor (reduces GP needed for a set amount of repair.)

It forces everyone playing HV to need a perpetual supply of GP and to have a high Forge level. The amount need for repair and/or how quickly armor is damaged would allow Tenboro to influence the GP exchange how ever he wants.

Make GP can trade energy drink (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I was just asking since a lot of people imply they KNOW it will be out soon when really they don't know shit about shit.

I was just asking since a lot of people imply they KNOW it will be out soon when really they don't know shit about shit.

is a creative way to *whine* instead of do random stuff as i do... its just that i never undertand it as most of the PPL here just dont wanna start a "WTF is going on with the update Tenboro" thread and make the God of HV Angrier (im sure he has Cancer already... Hate Cancer for us)... and also coz is fun to troll around with noobs (?), dunno this part coz as the upgrades so far have been... well... what they are... looks like the ones trolled are us.

How evil are we talking here?

Feel free to speculate on the level of intended evil.

Something like 10000kGP weekly fee for everyone or:

Level1 - You lose the highest quality equipment in your inventory per infraction
Level2 - You're banned from galleries and have HV level reset
Level3 - Tenboro cronies come to your house to punch your baby/kick your pets
Level4 - Your family is murdered and you're tricked into eating chili made from their remains
Level5 - Your entire country/race/ethnicity is genocided
Level6 - The entire Earth is propelled into the Sun by a million gigaton thrust rocket booster

etc...

by the way GP sink will be here this weekend.
I felt it in my bones so it has to be true (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

When it's done..
If this answer don't satisfy you, you could try asking Ichy— his bone might know... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

A patch is never early. Nor is it ever late. It arrives exactly when I mean it to do!

From a certain Swedish game developer, a sentiment I'm sure Tenboro shares.