[X] My Assistant

So sad to see fellow members arguing with each other when they come here mainly for porn (probably) XD

You must be new to the internet.

EDIT: Well, alright, agreed, this forum is a special kind of internet, but...

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Jun 1 2013, 18:01

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I dont think I can fit that all on your tombstone.

... And dont you have a thread to be god of?
Begone!

I want to brain you with a car battery. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I want to brain you with a car battery. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

And I Want to skin you alive and then sew your skin back on inside out. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

See?
Friendships.

Aww, you 2 guro addict love birds :]

Aww, you 2 guro addict love birds :]

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Hypothetical Mags:
You, Wolfgirl, and Pinkamina are locked in the same room, and you have a gun with 1 bullet. Whadd'ya do, hotshot?

Fuck them, kill them & then fuck them again.

But I guess Ranbo would do only the 2nd act.

Edit: Also a gun can be used as melee, so...

This post has been edited by BrainSucks: Jun 1 2013, 23:03

Or fuck them... with the gun?!

Holy shit.... that'd be one hell of a fatality!

Hypothetical Mags:
You, Wolfgirl, and Pinkamina are locked in the same room, and you have a gun with 1 bullet. Whadd'ya do, hotshot?

My first thought was; "I'd probably turn the gun on myself."

My second thought was; headbutt pinkamena to death, then beat wolftard to death with pinkimena's corpse, then find the cuntbag who locked me in the room in the first place and shoot him.

In the face.

I'd just shoot pinkamina before she gets a chance to gut me alive, and then just spend my time fucking wolfgirl until they let me out.

[...}and then just spend my time fucking wolfgirl until they let me out.

That's about the most terrible thing I've ever read here.

That's about the most terrible thing I've ever read here.

Kind of makes me want to throw up that miserable New York Strip Steak I just ate.

Sin likes disgusting things, so...

Sin likes disgusting things, so...

Exactly. That custom title "Diarrhea Monster" ain't there for nuttin'.

Hypothetical Mags:
You, Wolfgirl, and Pinkamina are locked in the same room, and you have a gun with 1 bullet. Whadd'ya do, hotshot?

Hypothetical Dapanza
You, rainbow and me are locked in the same room and I have a gun with a full clip.
Who do I burn the full clip on? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
If you guessed Rainbow, your right!
I just take a round and shoot you in a foot (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

A gun can be used as melee, so...

After you run out of ammo, you can fucking club someone to death with it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Or fuck them... with the gun?!

Holy shit.... that'd be one hell of a fatality!

Damn it Dapanza get MK out of you're mind (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
What next babality or animality?

"I'd probably turn the gun on myself then shoot myself in the face."

Please do! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

and then just spend my time fucking wolfgirl until they let me out.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Um... Moving on now. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

That's about the most terrible thing I've ever read here.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) I never think I read something like that on here.
I know I'm a female tomboy on here with TONS of guys, but can I trade in my pussy for a big dick Please?

Kind of makes me want to throw up that miserable New York Strip Steak I just ate.

"New York Steak"
That's the problem right there, New York Steak SUCKS!
Last time I ate some I felt sick, throw it up you might feel better (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

After you run out of ammo, you can fucking club someone to death with it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Well... yes. That is exactly what he meant. Thank you for pointing that out.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Um... Moving on now. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

Moving onto my dong, you mean!

Moving onto my dong, you mean!

Well... yes. That is exactly what he meant. Thank you for pointing that out.

Moving onto my dong, you mean!

Was just making it more simple (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
Lolicon If I was wanting some nice long hard cock I'd get Tenseigamoon to post some pics of them (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
That are I just walk into the other room take it by force.
Most the time I don't have too (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Like right now be one of the times that if I was wanting some cock in me, all I have to do is walk into the other room and fuck my Husband (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
I done got him rock hard not even trying too.
I tell him Dinner is done, but he is to busy playing xbox to even hear what I said.
I gone over to him and mount him cowgirl style take off his head set and told him dinner is done.
Next thing I know I feel his cock throbbing and he is trying to dry hump me asking if we can fuck (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
I think the only thing he likes more than gaming is sex (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Hypothetical Dapanza
You, rainbow and me are locked in the same room and I have a gun with a full clip.
Who do I burn the full clip on? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
If you guessed Rainbow, your right!

You speak as though you'd have a chance of doing anything besides being FACERAPED BY MY LEFT BOOT.

After you run out of ammo, you can fucking club someone to death with it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

After you run out of ammo, you can also sodomize sexually confused wannabe furry dickholsters to death with it as well

"I'd probably turn the gun on myself then shoot myself in the face."

Please do! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

DAT MISQUOTE!!!!
I'm going with option 2, only with more curb stomping.

I know I'm a female tomboy on here with TONS of guys, but can I trade in my pussy for a big dick Please?

Words cannot adequately describe the ways I want you to suffer.

TIL lurkerfuck dapanza crushing hard on some G.I.R.L. is "TONS of guys".

dapanza when he sees a wolfshim post (I'd like to assume the lady in the first part is actually wolfshim, but that's just mean. I just don't know which one I'm being cruel to):