[X] My Assistant

It's amazing what you can do with forum names.

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=545304 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=96222 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=93034 on https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=33124

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=22156
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=22156

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198

Not exactly amazing as in curing cancer but oh well.

This post has been edited by flint: Mar 9 2013, 02:33

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=113111
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=38172
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=98807
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=92484
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=36308

[quote]Pillowgirl:Furfraulein[/quote]
I'm Half German and my German sucks, but even I know that's not a word (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

[quote] i like how you talk about yourself like you're the center of the forum[/quote]
I don't talk about myself like I'm the center of the forums.
Now that guy BlorgAlmighty..HE is the center of the forums and that is his place (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

By "others" that "hate" me i suppose you mean the same people you see in every thread posting asinine comments and are just as backward as you are,

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) No I mean the people on here who Hate you (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


[quote]The first thing a lurker or new user notices if they dare open the forum is the same fucking retards posting the same whiny shit over and over again and no one is doing anything to stop them, [/quote]
That's all you do (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

[quote]well here i fucking am.[/quote]
It's to bad you will not go (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

[quote]..in a hazmat suit and sniping your whole fucking colony of mutant forum lepers.[/quote]
It better be a level 4 hazmat suit, If it's not...Your fucked (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Also you sniping.
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I bet you can't hit the said of a barn with a shotgun, at 3 feet..with Buckshot (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I think it's time the three of you just combined into a ball of lard, fur and dongs already and merged your accounts to post as one.
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I think you need to get the dick out of your ass. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
I think that's why your Butt hurt all the time (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

[quote name='Isis86' date='Mar 8 2013, 05:14' post='2489736']
Joto, next time you try to use German make sure it's an actual word. You seem like the type who likes to pretend you know other languages. Things start to unravel when you meet people who actually speak the languages huh. Sie müssen lernen wie man zauber. die richtige schreibweise ist: Für Fräulein. No alardear cuando eras ignorante.
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My bet she just pretends (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) That is true, she is one to Bitch at people about how they spell, but yet she needs to learn Herself (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Damn it why you change it to I want to say Spanish?
I can read German Not Spanish (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)
The only words I can make out is "No bragging" an "ignorant"

[quote name='Pillowgirl' date='Mar 8 2013, 06:37' post='2489797']
Have a biscuit, come back to me when you get it.
[/quote]
Yeah, it was a fur joke, but still...
That joke was bad and you need to feel bad.
I know some of my jokes are bad, but not that bad.


EDIT: Ok, I quote but it Don't box it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
Oh well.

This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Mar 9 2013, 04:31

Using quotations can be hard and should only be attempted by professionals.

Using quotations can be hard and should only be attempted by professionals.

I know, on most days, I can do, but today..Man.. I SUCK...
The quotations just look at me and tell me to fuck off. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I know right?

[1.bp.blogspot.com] Dat ass

It's amazing what you can do with forum names.

Wow, there are also genital names :]

My bet she just pretends (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Damn it why you change it to I want to say Spanish?

The only words I can make out is "No bragging" an "ignorant"

Yeah, it was a fur joke, but still...

That's what I'm thinking myself, notice she doesn't retort once she's caught.

Because the puta tried to insult me in spanish so I thought I'd throw some in too.

I said "Don't brag when you're ignorant."

Yeah, that one wasn't hard to figure out. It just made me go "Really, that's the best you've got."

I'm a little inebriated to be coherent... Damn IT


EDITED

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Mar 10 2013, 04:30

H*WO(PHso;y82p30ru;hwat89py;3a3
*hiccup*
*(PESHF82p398612
*buuuuuuuuuuuurp*

/le drunk

H*WO(PHso;y82p30ru;hwat89py;3a3
*hiccup*
*(PESHF82p398612
*buuuuuuuuuuuurp*

/le drunk

looks like everyone had a good time. Wonderful!

It's been a while that I've been properly shitfaced.

Oh well, next week is st. paddy's day, just gotta round up all my part-irish pals and my father's old IRA contacts and that will be solved in no time! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

That's what I'm thinking myself, notice she doesn't retort once she's caught.

Because the puta tried to insult me in spanish so I thought I'd throw some in too.

I said "Don't brag when you're ignorant."

Yeah, that one wasn't hard to figure out. It just made me go "Really, that's the best you've got."

Yeah. and I been gone for about 2 days, giving him/her lots of time to come back with something.
Yet he/she has not! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
Meaning he/she has to know we seen her bullshit (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


I guess his/her spelling of spanish sucked as well? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

True...
Hell when you think about it Pillowgirl almost acts like a little 10 year old spoiled brat. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Why would i retort, it's clear that she couldn't recognize an English-German compound word and then went on a rant about German grammar further embarrassing herself.

You conniving philistines.

Hell when you think about it Pillowgirl almost acts like a little 10 year old spoiled brat. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

At least pillowgirl doesn't spell like one.

Also. What the fuck is with you using emoticons at the end of every sentence?

I would just appreciate it if you could type like someone who's legally allowed to be on this forum.

You've stated that you don't care about checking the ridiculous amount of typos and other blatant bullshit before you post, so why would I feel inclined to care about your feelings on the matter if I'm going to call you on it.

You paying out on anyone for sounding stupid is pretty hilarious given the stuff you put out there.

You can do better.

We as a forum deserve better.

True...
Hell when you think about it Pillowgirl almost acts like a little 10 year old spoiled brat. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Pretty much, all she does is whine, bitch, and try to insult other people. Then when people attack her she gets all quiet. lol but watch after this she probably won't be able to shut the fuck up cause we said something and she has to "Prove us wrong" Lmao I look forward to it.

Then went on a rant about German grammar further embarrassing herself.

First off Joto, I didn't lecture you on grammar. I lectured you on spelling. See you can't even read it well enough to figure shit out!
Secondly, You're retarded. I mean christ if you're going to try to insult someone at least do a good job. You have to be one of the worst I've met. The saddest part is I bet you sit at home in your one bedroom apartment going "Oh I showed them. tee hee"

We as a forum deserve better.

I agree, which is why I don't know why Joto is on here.

Scene: It is dark, and a poster is on the floor, having bled to death. A masked poster stands above the corpse, and even the mask cannot disguise his grief. Kneeling on the floor, close by, holding his son, is Tenboro.

Tenboro: The troll won. Fucked up our forums bad. Took one of our greatest posters, and turned him into YuriCandy. All of his posts will be derided, mocked, scorned. The posters will lose hope.

Masked Poster: They won't. They must never know what he became.

Tenboro: Five threads derailed, two of them in Serious Debates. You can't just delete the post histories.

Masked Poster: But the troll can't win. The forums need their star poster.

Tenboro: No!

Masked Poster: You either die a star poster, or live to see yourself banned. I can do these things because I'm not a star poster, not like him. You have admin privileges. You can change my username. I derailed those threads, I necroed those year-old topics.

Tenboro: No, you can't! You're not a shitposter!

Masked Poster: I'm whatever the E-Hentai forums needs me to be.

Tenboro: They'll report you.

Masked Poster: They'll report me. They'll probate me. They'll give me negative Karma. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes, the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes posters deserve more. Sometimes posters deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Scene: The Masked Poster runs off, chased by moderators.

Tenboro's Son: Dad? Why is he running away?

Tenboro: Because we have to chase him.

Tenboro's Son: But he didn't do anything bad.

Tenboro: Because he's the star poster E-Hentai forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll report him, because he can take it. Because he's not our star poster. He's a silent lurker. A watchful protector. A White Knight.

THE END

Bravo!

Why would i retort, it's clear that she couldn't recognize an English-German compound word and then went on a rant about German grammar further embarrassing herself.

You conniving philistines.

The only one here embarrassing, them self's...is you (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

'rainbowmagnum' date='Mar 10 2013, 21:47' post='2495019']
At least pillowgirl doesn't spell like one.

I'm sorry was that to be an insult?
I seen it as your spelling is not perfect, so fuck off (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Also. What the fuck is with you using emoticons at the end of every sentence?

Cus I can (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I would just appreciate it if you could type like someone who's legally allowed to be on this forum.

Look at your self (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

You've stated that you don't care about checking the ridiculous amount of typos and other blatant bullshit before you post

Yeah, I do check over my post and fix most of them the time..
But there is time's I don't give shit.
You want to bitch at me yet...TONS of people do it on here.

so why would I feel inclined to care about your feelings on the matter

Yes, why would you?

You paying out on anyone for sounding stupid is pretty hilarious given the stuff you put out there.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) And yet again, look at your self.
That's all you do on here is look for "Reason's" to call people out and bitch at them.
Nice try with that one rainbow (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

You can do better.

Yes, I can, Do I wanna?
It depends on how I feel, really.
I work my ass off at work to be the best there.
Come home work my ass off.
Get on here and work my ass off on my shop.
Do I "Really" wanna work my ass off on other parts of the forums....
Not really, I don't see no one else do it.
The "only" people I see do it, is the people on here who runs shops most the time.
In the other parts other than WTS, there is really no need to work your ass off...
So why fucking do it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

We as a forum deserve better.

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Pretty much, all she does is whine, bitch, and try to insult other people. Then when people attack her she gets all quiet. lol but watch after this she probably won't be able to shut the fuck up cause we said something and she has to "Prove us wrong" Lmao I look forward to it.

Yeah, she does that a lot...
Someone say something, she will not just fire back, she backs off, and has to come up with something first (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

We as a forum deserve better.

(IMG:[t.qkme.me] http://t.qkme.me/353uo4.jpg)

Tenboro: Because he's the star poster E-Hentai forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll report him, because he can take it. Because he's not our star poster. He's a silent lurker. A watchful protector. A White Knight.

THE END

I knew it, they raped him to death.