[X] My Assistant

The first thing a lurker is liable to notice is the fact that the forum no longer has ANY useful threads and is populated by shitty fucking spam threads with zero discussion value beyond typing in one sentence and feeling like you "contributed." You want me to stop fucking bitching? Go make a thread that actually has some kind of fucking relevance beyond one word god damn replies that allows objective thinking without a point of reference from my life. Even then it will get buried by the other shit threads that the spamhaus used to keep in check.

I would tell you to eat a dick but I'm guessing no man would let you near theirs. Next time Joto come up with a better insults. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) tata twat waffle

I would tell you to eat a dick but I'm guessing no man would let you near theirs. Next time Joto come up with a better insults. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) tata twat waffle

Oh Isis. If I could feel anything in my, now, cold dark heart I think I would swoon.

My thread is a hella useful thread it talks about James Franco.

The first thing a lurker is liable to notice is the fact that the forum no longer has ANY useful threads and is populated by shitty fucking spam threads with zero discussion value beyond typing in one sentence and feeling like you "contributed." You want me to stop fucking bitching? Go make a thread that actually has some kind of fucking relevance beyond one word god damn replies that allows objective thinking without a point of reference from my life. Even then it will get buried by the other shit threads that the spamhaus used to keep in check.

Right, I'm off to make a thread about McDonalds.

Oh Isis. If I could feel anything in my, now, cold dark heart I think I would swoon.

Guys your size don't swoon. they fall over and crush little children.

Right, I'm off to make a thread about McDonalds.
Guys your size don't swoon. they fall over and crush little children.

McDonalds is relevant to anyone tard. And " 2. A state of ecstasy or rapture. "

McDonalds is relevant to anyone tard. And " 2. A state of ecstasy or rapture. "

OH NOES. CHUBBLY DIDN'T GET MY HUMOR. WHAT SHALL I DO?

This post has been edited by rainbowmagnum: Mar 8 2013, 21:36

OH NOES. CHUBBLY DIDN'T GET MY HUMOR WHAT SHALL I DO?

You're not being funny by making the same fat jokes I've heard since 6th grade. Grow up, or be original.

You're not being funny by making the same fat jokes I've heard since 6th grade. Grow up, or be original.

There's a pretty large difference between attempting humor and antagonizing you FATTEH!!!!

McDonalds is relevant to anyone tard. And " 2. A state of ecstasy or rapture. "

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Is this a bad time to mention i'm eating 2 hamburgers?

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No, I get picked last because I have rage issues and no one wants me to punch the ref in the face when he calls me for traveling. Which I'll do, even if I WAS traveling. My middle school gym teacher was about 600lbs. You wanna talk about fat? I openly question if I'm the way I am now because he didn't know how to SPELL exercises, let alone what they were.

And if you're questioning me using "relevant to anyone," I used that particular word choice because I said I wanted a thread that wasn't based on a real life experience. Going to mcdonalds is a thing you do and your opinion is based on your personal experience. You don't really have a thought on it because there are facts (it's greasy nasty food that makes you fat if you eat there too often) and there's opinions (my particular mcdonalds is full of dirt, mice and bathrooms that would make fagnum's house look clean.) There is no discussion there.

This post has been edited by blakfayt: Mar 8 2013, 22:28

Oh Isis. If I could feel anything in my, now, cold dark heart I think I would swoon.

Your heart shouldn't be cold and dark, it should be pink and warm. Let Love in! Wow kind of sounded like a diamond commercial.

My thread is a hella useful thread it talks about James Franco.

That is so Franco!

I don't really get why people hate him but I guess I don't see him in movies often enough to understand.

(my particular mcdonalds is full of dirt, mice and bathrooms that would make fagnum's house look clean.)

I don't own a house, i rent a flat.

Also, have you ever considered the idea that if you stopped complaining like a spoilt little bitch, I'd stop writing annoying shit about you.

Also, have you ever considered the idea that if you stopped complaining like a spoilt little bitch, I'd stop writing annoying shit about you.

Putting two concise pieces of logic together is hard :<

I don't own a house, i rent a flat.

Also, have you ever considered the idea that if you stopped complaining like a spoilt little bitch, I'd stop writing annoying shit about you.

Whatever, fine you're still a dirty alcoholic. And the only thing I've complained about recently is the sheer level of asshole on this site. I may be a whiny bitch, but at least I'm not a self serving douchbag like you and pillowcunt.

Fuck, know what I just realized? The only fucking things I've even posted in the last like three days have been against you, Homo, or pillowcunt. There isn't anything else even going ON on the forum right now.

This post has been edited by blakfayt: Mar 9 2013, 00:41

Yes there is.

Stacy's mom.

Has got it going on.
She's all I want.
And I've waited for so long.
Stacy, can't you see?
You're not the girl for me.
I know it may be wrong.
But I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

Yes there is.

Stacy's mom.

Has got it going on.
She's all I want.
And I've waited for so long.
Stacy, can't you see?
You're not the girl for me.
I know it may be wrong.
But I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

...and there actually is a member of this forum named stacy. Awesome.

Putting two concise pieces of logic together is hard :<

I know right?

...and there actually is a member of this forum named stacy. Awesome.

There's a dude in the forums called Blorg.

Motherfucker doesn't know that it's MY name.