[X] My Assistant

It's just so sad.

I've been reading too much NTR.

Jesus fuck you people are creepy.

I say this unironically.

Which really annoys me because I dig this faux lameass hipster persona I have perfected over the past few days.

Jesus fuck you people are creepy.

Nice to meet you too.

Jesus fuck you people are creepy.

Ain't we all in some way creepy? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Mar 6 2013, 09:15

my own little world

Love that song.

Holy shit, are people being serious here!?!

Right?

You can't choose who you are, but you can choose who you are becoming. I'd like to ask everyone who feels he fits my description to reconsider their choices. Call me crazy, but i'm just a bit worried about some of you.

Love,

--el h

That's beautiful but seriously... don't.

Sorry I was being honest. One day I'm sure it'll happen cause I dont feel like having someone there. But for now thats how it is.

That's internet for you :]

But if you're concerned with the feel of having someone, how about giving Rad a big hug until his eyes pop out?

Jesus fuck you people are creepy.

You're normal? Eww...

I do believe you are having "fun". I'm not sure about others though. But even if you're all considering this just a game, i know the hate expressed in some of these posts is real. You can keep internet separate from real life, but true separation is an illusion. Eventually all this hate will have an effect on your core personality.

You can't choose who you are, but you can choose who you are becoming. I'd like to ask everyone who feels he fits my description to reconsider their choices. Call me crazy, but i'm just a bit worried about some of you.

Love,

--el h

No, you're right, I really do hate radixius' newly found voice about his ideals of isolationism, and whoever this homo guy is. But other than that it's all just whatever. They're a bunch of people on the internet, which basically means they're voices inside my head and listening to them would make me crazy.

They're a bunch of people on the internet, which basically means they're voices inside my head and listening to them would make me crazy.

Somewhat that applies for the real world as well; if you take everyone's comments seriously you'd end up crazy.
But the thing is you can't have close ties with someone from internet, otherwise you're delusional (general speaking).

Face the fact, chill out... and post random stuff once in a while.

Somewhat that applies for the real world as well; if you take everyone's comments seriously you'd end up crazy.
But the thing is you can't have close ties with someone from internet, otherwise you're delusional (general speaking).

I've had some pretty close ties with people over the internet, now anonymously on a porn forum? Not so much, though like I've said, there are (and were) some folks that I liked to see post and their posts usually were interesting and provided some conversation for me.

I don't know, really.

Well, aren't you a bright lad/lass.

I knew you were going to say that. People in a relationship always gotta throw that 'I don't have to because I have a (significant other)' aversion. You probably don't but I'm sure there are things that turn you on. If you really are willing to share what those are you can PM me.

Man, who's ass won't you stick your face into?

No, you're right, I really do hate radixius' newly found voice about his ideals of isolationism, and whoever this homo guy is.

C'mon, Marien's not that bad of a person, they're just unpleasant and one tracked minded. Kind of like a Capuchin that won't stop masturbating or humping your ear.

C'mon.... you REALLY don't handle business on your own when the urge arises? ... is the hobbit (sorry dude (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) ) really THAT good in the sack? Damn.

No, when I get that urge we're usually together. Now that I think of it we're barely apart. huh after 9 years that still doesn't bother me. lol (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif) The hobbit? My Radixius is no hobbit sir, he's taller than me.... Plus if he had any fur on his feet I don't think this relationship would have lasted very long. Yes he is good, but I like to think I had something to do with it. At least I'm pretty sure I'm that good. If his reactions are evidence enough that is.

Ain't we all in some way creepy? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Yes we are. muhahaha

That's internet for you :]

But if you're concerned with the feel of having someone, how about giving Rad a big hug until his eyes pop out?

I prefer in my own little corner but that's just me. lol I should, that'd be funny !

No, when I get that urge we're usually together. Now that I think of it we're barely apart. huh after 9 years that still doesn't bother me. lol (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif) The hobbit? My Radixius is no hobbit sir, he's taller than me.... Plus if he had any fur on his feet I don't think this relationship would have lasted very long. Yes he is good, but I like to think I had something to do with it. At least I'm pretty sure I'm that good. If his reactions are evidence enough that is.

Oh, ok. From a picture I saw that he posted a while back that lead me to believe was him, he looked a little on the small side. Perhaps he was standing next to some tall, caucasian NBA players, and that gave the illusion of him being short. My bad.

Oh god... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about what his O-face would look like... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Man, who's ass won't you stick your face into?

Yeah, yours you stank ass homo.

Oh, ok. From a picture I saw that he posted a while back that lead me to believe was him, he looked a little on the small side. Perhaps he was standing next to some tall, caucasian NBA players, and that gave the illusion of him being short. My bad.

Oh god... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about what his O-face would look like... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

he's not short but he's not absurdly tall he's average 5' 10".
lol XD

Yeah, yours you stank ass homo.

Whew. Load off my mind. I'm sure your beau will be happy to know that's one less person on the Internet you're lusting after. Now you just have to explain to him why you're asking women online if they masturbate. Should be awkward, but you seem like the socially awkward type and I'm sure he's overlooked that in you... Among other things.

This post has been edited by 私はホモです: Mar 7 2013, 06:09

Whew. Load off my mind. I'm sure your beau will be happy to know that's one less person on the Internet you're lusting after. Now you just have to explain to him why you're asking women online if they masturbate. Should be awkward, but you seem like the socially awkward type and I'm sure he's overlooked that in you... Among other things.

Penis size?

I have him pegged for a bottom, so I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.

^ You would know everything there is to know about gay sex. That fagulous name suits you perfectly.

Now you just have to explain to him why you're asking women online if they masturbate.

It's a better hobby than hating which is what all you wannabe cool kids do.

Man, what an angry closet homo you are. You try to be big tough hetero John Wayne, but really you're really just Marion Mitchell Morrison the gay pussycat.

I have him pegged for a bottom, so I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.

That's a pretty fair assessment.