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1. Most gamers are guys and most guys don't want to see a dick.

Funny, I remember you said the opposite thing in one of your earlier posts.

2. Most girl gamers are bisexual and don't mind seeing naked women.

Stop pulling your facts out of your ass.

Hell, most straight women don't mind because women aren't insecure about their sexuality like men are.

Stop spouting sexistic bullshit generalizations.

3. Dicks are more subjective, vulgar and offensive than pussies and they're the main body part attributed to porn. They come in different sizes and have two states, erect and flaccid. What kind would they show in a video game? A big hard one? That would be an insult to so many people. A pussy though, they mostly look the same, especially in mainstream stuff because the chick almost always has a bush.

I've no idea what you meant to say here... but hey: here's why I think there are no dicks in video games. It's because they're American video games. It's a retarded, Christianity influenced cultural thing. You know Amnesia: The Dark Descent? Well, in that game you can see dicks in plain view. That's because the developers of that game are Swedish, and they quite simply don't give a shit about silly censorship like that.

Frankly I think you're just makin shit up.

Pretty good chance of that.

Stop pulling your facts out of your ass.

If king Marien couldn't do that, where would he get his facts?

From something Factual?

That's just silly.

This post has been edited by rainbowmagnum: Feb 16 2013, 17:59

If king Marien couldn't do that, where would he get his facts?

From something Factual?

That's just silly.

It's obvious that nothing is factual until Marien says so, and anything he claims as fact is as such.

Fuck the facts, this is FSZ.

Most gamers are guys and most guys don't want to see a dick.

As the same way they can't see a beautiful girl :]

Stop pulling your facts out of your ass.

That's why I said I can think not I know a few reasons. Stop pulling shit to retort out your ass.

Stop spouting sexistic bullshit generalizations.

I think there are no dicks in video games. It's because they're American video games. It's a retarded, Christianity influenced cultural thing. You know Amnesia: The Dark Descent? Well, in that game you can see dicks in plain view. That's because the developers of that game are Swedish, and they quite simply don't give a shit about silly censorship like that.

Stop spouting bullshit Anti-American/Christian generalizations.

I've no idea what you meant to say here... but hey: here's why I think there are no dicks in video games. It's because they're American video games. It's a retarded, Christianity influenced cultural thing. You know Amnesia: The Dark Descent? Well, in that game you can see dicks in plain view. That's because the developers of that game are Swedish, and they quite simply don't give a shit about silly censorship like that.

I never played GTA IV either.

That's waisis!!!

That's why I said I can think not I know a few reasons. Stop pulling shit to retort out your ass.

Hmm, is it just me, or does stating "I can think of a few reasons" imply knowledge of said reasons?

If that is the case, then you just admitted to not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

Sometimes even august personages like yourself need to re evaluate your knowledge of the English language, and how poorly constructed sentences can make you look silly.

This post has been edited by rainbowmagnum: Feb 16 2013, 22:46

Nah, you dickwaffles just desperately grasp at anything to talk shit about.

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Who needs the stupid milk anyway?

Nah, you dickwaffles just desperately grasp at anything to talk shit about.

Although it can't be coincidental that it's always the same individuals dem dickwaffles talk shit about, rite.

Who needs the stupid milk anyway?

That's the spirit!
Pun not intended.

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Oh, look at that. America is slowly becoming more open-minded. Slowly, but steadily.
So, exactly how much controversy did this spark?

"I am a man and I do not want to look at a penis because I am not a gay guy!" - Every closeted frat boy in America

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Yes.

The drop bear or horrendous koalarapist is a creature that was reportedly created upon sexual contact with the individual known as king Marien. Similar to its eastern cousin the rape panda, (equallyhorrendous pandarapist), the drop bear stalks it's prey, and after a successful attack, wraps its limbs around the victim's head and inserts an erect phallus into the victim's eye socket. After inseminating its victim, the the drop bear disappears without a trace.

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[en.wikipedia.org] Dropbear fictitious Australian marsupial
Ok, what do you have to say about Hoop snakes? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

The currently documented offspring of dropbear - human insemination are known as;

wolfgirl of autumn92: A strange transvestite furry abomination currently residing in the united states.

Meh close you messed up on ONE thing, it's
A transvestite Female Tomboy furry abomination currently residing in the united states.
That's me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

yomuchan: A harmless sociopathic rabid hamster currently living in wolfgirl's imaginary vagina.

Who the fuck is he?

blakfayt: A horse Loving individual, who was last seen driving to Pony village In a car.

I fixed that (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

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The only known image of a dropbear mid attack.

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Here is one right before a attack (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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[en.wikipedia.org] Dropbear fictitious Australian marsupial
Ok, what do you have to say about Hoop snakes? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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Congratulations. Your stupidity has actually left me speechless......

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Congratulations. Your stupidity has actually left me speechless......

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I heard it on TV, they was joking around about drop bears.
I know it had to do with Australia folk lore and a koala.
So I looked it up, and yes I know The WIKI is not right all the time.
But apart of the folk lore about the Drop bear is Stories of drop bears are frequently related to visiting tourists as a joke.

All the drop bear thing is a JOKE.

It's about the same as the Hoop snake.
The Hoop snake is also known as Ouroboros or an ancient symbol depicting a serpent or dragon eating its own tail.
There are a lot of things about it and have been used in other places sent's almost the start of man kind.
One that it is Commen to is Egypt.
In Egypt besides it meaning the underworld and a few other things.
Really The whole divine figure represents the beginning and the end of time in Egypt.

There was also something about Ouroboros in the Middle Ages.
That's when it was like a Dragon eating it's own tail are something.
But this is not about the Hoop snake are Ouroboros is it?
We are talking about the Australia folk lore of Drop bears.
Thing is I'm not as stupid as people thing (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
I had A's,B's and C's when I was in school.
The only real thing is if I did not wanna do the work..I rip it up and tell the teacher to kiss my ass I'm not doing it, if I know what I wanna know about it.
I just play the part of the dumb wolf so I don't have to do a lot.
If you are smart and all that you have people who bug the hell out you for things.
If you play Stupid most the time, THEY DON'T....That's why I play and act Stupid (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

"I am a man and I do not want to look at a penis because I am not a gay guy!" - Every closeted frat boy in America

Or I am a woman and I dont want to look at some old ugly guys dick. But thats just me. It would be like some old ugly woman was topless. Id shudder at that too.

Lol at 11 pages of this bullshit...

Needs more :]