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name='Marien ' date='Feb 14 2013, 23:47' post='2451596']
I can think of a few reasons why that is.

1. Most gamers are guys and most guys don't want to see a dick.

True..

2. Most girl gamers are bisexual and don't mind seeing naked women. Hell, most straight women don't mind because women aren't insecure about their sexuality like men are.

True..

3. Dicks are more subjective, vulgar and offensive than pussies and they're the main body part attributed to porn. They come in different sizes and have two states, erect and flaccid. What kind would they show in a video game? A big hard one? That would be an insult to so many people. A pussy though, they mostly look the same, especially in mainstream stuff because the chick almost always has a bush.

True also.
You have over 9000 kinds of dicks (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Same as pussy, but from the top side ya can't tell.
This pussy with bush will look just like this pussy with bush.
The ONLY thing diffrent might be the size of the bush and skin color.


Also on a side note.
They make some hot ass game chicks.
I would fuck some of them.
Like the one from far cry 3 at 1st I was ok I find her kind of Hot.
I get to the end of it ok she dies.. SHIT (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

Ok the other ending... well this is NICE can be better but still NICE.
Than she kills you, than I was ok never mind. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Same go's with anime...THIS SITE.
EVERYBODY has girls/guys they wanna fuck if was real.

Gakre:
I don't remember exactly which GTA it was, as the only one I've bothered to play looked like this:

That is one OLD GTA (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I guess a more specific example would be Oblivion's ESRB re-rating:
It went from Teen to Mature due to "blood and gore" and "sexually explicit content". I agree on the changes due to discovering far more "blood and gore" than when originally rating it.
The "sexually explicit content" was from discovering they had kept the texture for the topless females mode, which was only accessible trough 3rd-party mods.

Well yes if you was on pc I say.
Hell I mod out skyrim and can make people full nude on there.
Same as my fallout.
It's like this, If it is a game with females in it,THERE WILL BE NUDE MODS FOR IT.

For the hell of it.
Skyrim NUDE MOD.
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Yes I know it sucks, shut up I had it on LOW not high.
This is my person on there.
I made it look just alittle like me.

Next I might get the troll face mod.
It make this more funny.
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This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Feb 15 2013, 10:27

Yeah, showing someone an erect dick is almost the same as flipping them off if they didn't want to see it. You can't say the same about a wet pussy.

Yeah, showing someone an erect dick is almost the same as flipping them off if they didn't want to see it. You can't say the same about a wet pussy.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) FUCK YOU here's a cock for you too see.
I know there is one game that shows a dick.
It's called amnesia.
There are teleporting naked men.
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That is one OLD GTA (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

If my memory serves me well: I never got past the second stage.

Well yes if you was on pc I say.
Hell I mod out skyrim and can make people full nude on there.
Same as my fallout.

Except that mod didn't really add any content, just activated content which followed the disc.
Also: It was only topless; no full nudity nor sexually explicit content. Only the curse of the evil female nipples.

If it is a game with females in it,THERE WILL BE NUDE MODS FOR IT.

With rule 63, there's not even a need for female characters.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) FUCK YOU here's a cock for you too see.

More like 'Suck a dick bitch!" That's what straight guys say to each other all the time, it's the same as calling him a fag.

Wolfgirl, please consider using the black spoiler line thing when you make comments about stuff from games... LIKE ENDINGS!

Thanks. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

P.S. Also, how do you actually use that feature? I never used it before, but I've seen others use it.

[quote][quote name='Gakre' date='Feb 15 2013, 00:26' post='2451644']
If my memory serves me well: I never got past the second stage.[/quote]
Damn it was that hard?

[quote]Except that mod didn't really add any content, just activated content which followed the disc.
Also: It was only topless; no full nudity nor sexually explicit content. Only the curse of the evil female nipples.[/quote]
Well if it is on the CD than and there, than yeah there might be some hell.
If they used a dev kit and found it.
My bet thy did.

[quote]With rule 63, there's not even a need for female characters.[/quote]
(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) Still you think that be alittle messed up.
I mean ok take someone like Gorden freemen and make him a girl...
That be fucked up.
Ok than take like all the guy left 4 dead people than make them a girl.
Still be fucked up.


[quote]Marien:More like 'Suck a dick bitch!" That's what straight guys say to each other all the time, it's the same as calling him a fag.[/quote]
Yeah I hear that all the time...AKA my Husband on COD.
You can go suck a dick this and go suck a dick that.

[quote]Wolfgirl, please consider using the black spoiler line thing when you make comments about stuff from games... LIKE ENDINGS!

Thanks.

P.S. Also, how do you actually use that feature? I never used it before, but I've seen others use it.[/quote]

Ok #1 Pls tell me how I do the black spoiler line thing.
I really don't know. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

Also...
Ok hit TAB you know open console commands.

SAVE BEFORE YOU DO you can fuck up and not get back into your body.
I have did it before.
BUT....
Ahh fuck it.. here is where I found out how to do it.

[www.pcgamer.com] Skyrim cheats and console commands

Hope it helps, BUT REALLY save before you start to mess around.
I lost count of the times I messed up and had to close out just to reset it to get it to work.
I did fuck up my arrow count (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Every time I fire it says I have +5 arrows when I fire ONE arrow.
It says I have over 50000 arrows and I CAN'T SELL THEM (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)
THANK GOD they are 0 heavy. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by wolfgirl of autumn92: Feb 15 2013, 10:41

Wolfgirl, please consider using the black spoiler line thing when you make comments about stuff from games... LIKE ENDINGS!

Thanks. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

P.S. Also, how do you actually use that feature? I never used it before, but I've seen others use it.

it's [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler] without the spaces. But it doesn't work with images for some reason.

Spoiler text - Highlight to read...

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Yet another Who's the most retarded™ thread.

Right?

Yeah, showing someone an erect dick is almost the same as flipping them off if they didn't want to see it. You can't say the same about a wet pussy.

What a load of bullshit. That's called getting mad whenever you see something you don't want to see.

I'm perfectly fine with Tenseigamoon's penis magic and ponies.

it's [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler] without the spaces. But it doesn't work with images for some reason.

... Uummm... t-thank you for the demonstration, marien.

it's [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler] without the spaces.

Thank you...I did NOT need to see a cock. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
I see one daily almost (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Damn it was that hard?

That; or I just sucked. The latter is more likely.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) Still you think that be alittle messed up.
I mean ok take someone like Gorden freemen and make him a girl...
That be fucked up.

I can't imagine actually seeing Freeman in the game at all. Perhaps the characters like G-man, Barney and Breen?

it's [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler] without the spaces. But it doesn't work with images for some reason.

It creates a box with black background and change the text colour to black. I suspect it's far more simple to code than adding a button to open/close a box.

name='Gakre' date='Feb 15 2013, 00:45' post='2451669']
I can't imagine actually seeing Freeman in the game at all. Perhaps the characters like G-man, Barney and Breen?

Oh god that be a fucked up funny.

It creates a box with black background and change the text colour to black. I suspect it's far more simple to code than adding a button to open/close a box.

Ok than..

damn, this thread is fucked up




and twistedly funny, I guess.

damn, this thread is fucked up
and twistedly funny, I guess.

Yeah this thread got derailed ALONG TIME AGO (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Now it is just a free for all.

Yeah this thread got derailed ALONG TIME AGO (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Now it is just a free for all.

It wouldn't be a proper FSZ thread without it being derailed along the way...

That would be an insult to so many people.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the biggest, hairiest, highest definition penis images available.

I don't remember exactly which GTA it was, as the only one I've bothered to play looked like this:

GTA 1. Looks like the Vice city map.

self-hating yay~

self-hating yay~

Go die in a fire.

GTA 1. Looks like the Vice city map.

Perhaps it is. Rockstar could've gotten lazy when designing the city.