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101. The Big Bang only occurred in order for the Universe to make enough room for Marien's ego.

This post has been edited by ohmightycat: Jan 19 2013, 21:58

101. The Big Bang only occurred in order for the Universe to make enough room for Marien's ego.

It's weird that it's still not big enough.

102. Marien blew up Krypton.

103. Is there an afterlife? Poke Marien and find out.

104. Marien made Batman laugh.

105. Marien did your mum last night, and your're totally ok with that.

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106.When Marien kills someone,sherlock holmes can't slove the case.

107.Rule 34,it's the Internet,Marien is in it, No exceptions.

108.Marien can lay them str8.

109.Marien, is by far...NOT FINE.

110.yes, that is Marien's hen.

111.Marien..IQ

112.Marien was in Skyrim.

113. Damn we are still going.

114.Marien can count this high.

115. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Marien is infected with Element_115.... RUN!!!

116.I hope everybody got that joke. Marien surely did not.

117. Yeah Marien is Sparten 117.

101. The Big Bang only occurred in order for the Universe to make enough room for Marien's ego.

It's weird that it's still not big enough.

Sadly Marien's ego is expanding at a much greater rate than the Universe.

We secretly replaced these Folger's crystals with Marien's unko, and everyone agreed it tasted better.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Marien.
Rub Marien on your clothes to remove all stains, including grass, blood, and Baked Alaska.
Marien is the secret ingredient in Nuka-Cola, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Hellman's Mayonnaise.
The Omnipresence of Marien means he is also present in every single place where the sun don't shine.
When Marien sent Stalin a box of chocolates, Stalin sent himself to Siberia.
When your dog licks his nuts, he's thinking of Marien.
It's turtles all the way down, and the one at the bottom is Marien.

126. Marien is the enigma of Amigara Fault.

127. Marien can cut through a hot knife with butter.

128. The force uses Marien.

129. Marien won Wimbledon using Pokemon cards.

130. Marien ordered a Bic Mac at KFC, and actually got one.

131. Marien raped a baby and Ray Charles told it, "You got the right one, baby. UH HUH!"

132. And thus, the race of Cabbage Patch Dolls was born.

133. Marien once made a coil out of wire from his body piercings and sent it to Egypt, where it was enshrined at Luxor and became known as the Arab Spring.

134. Marien is ein Berliner.

135. Marien is bigger on the inside than he is on the outside and has big, sharp, nasty teeth.

136. In Soviet Russia, Marien blows you.

137. This ultimately caused the Khrushchev Thaw, Glasnost and Perestroika.

138. Marien has met more important historical figures than Forrest Gump, and many unimportant ones as well.

138-1/2 Marien's mangina is wetter than the Pacific Ocean in a rainstorm.

139. Zaphod Beeblebrox originally didn't have any heads, then Marien gave him head, twice. This happened while they were in Siberia.

140. Woe to thee, o Earth and Sea, for Marien sends himself with wrath, for he knows that time is short.

141. Travel to the farthest extents of the Earth, and you will be confronted by five great pillars. These are but a few of Marien's dicks.

142. Marien didn't play D&D all those years without learning something about courage.

143. Marien melts smooth, while cheddar lumps.

144. When Marien tossed one of his combat boots into the sea, it inspired Das Boot, before causing the largest fish-kill in history.

145. Robin Hood robs from the poor and gives to Maid Marien.

146. Marien is the gate. Marien is the key and the gate. Y'AI'NG'NGAH MARIEN H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH!

147. Several hundred years after the fall of human civilization, it is a time of Marien.

148. In the bright future of E-Hentai 40k, there is only Marien.






149. When the UCAS government wanted to save the world from the Horrors, they knew they needed the toughest Shadowrunner available. Unfortunately, Marien was busy pleasuring his Boku no Pico doll and wanking his ass with a plastic drinks straw, and Sally Tsung was on vacation, so they had to send your PCs instead.

150. Marien doesn't need help from other men.

151. Marien's penis can be seen from space.

152. Marien owns you hard.

153. Marien's nasal cavity is full of diamonds.

154. Marien just fixed that for you.

155. Marien is secretly Lauren Faust.



This post has been edited by rainbowmagnum: Jan 30 2013, 23:28

Bout time you bitches recognized and kickstarted my official fanclub. Ya'll just keep following that rainbow of hatred, it will lead you to the pot of gold in my toilet.

Light golden colored stools indicate the presence of inadequate bile. You should probably get that checked out...

Bout time you bitches recognized and kickstarted my official fanclub. Ya'll just keep following that rainbow of hatred, it will lead you to the pot of gold in my toilet.

You should try flushing more often.

Also, is Rainbowmagnum a yandere or something?

Also, is Rainbowmagnum a yandere or something?

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No, he just likes killing. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)



anyway, Marien is capable of talking down GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

Let that sink in for a minute.

No, he just likes killing. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

The funny part is when they die.

anyway, Marien is capable of talking down GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

Let that sink in for a minute.

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MARIEN IS FABOULUS

MARIEN IS FABOULUS

You realise you spelt fabulous wrong. King marien would be appalled.

You realise you spelt fabulous wrong. King marien would be appalled.

uhm....i'm part greek?

No, he just likes killing. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Who doesn't?

Who doesn't?

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