[www.drunkduck.com] http://www.drunkduck.com/Cru_The_DwarF/index.php?p=428547
To the tune of "The Oompa Loompa" songs - The Humpa Lumpas
"~Humpa, Lumpa, hoopidy-hee, i've got a little question for thee. Humpa, Lumpa, Hoopidy-Hoo. If you are smart you'll answer me true."
"What do you get when you blow up K.Z.? A noose 'round your neck hanging high in a tree. What did you think the alliance would do? They're going to come hunting af-ter you."
"Then they'll probably hang your ass!"
"Humpa, Lumpa, hoopidy-hoobs. You should be thanking the one with big boobs."
"Without her your throat would be slit. Like the Humpa Lum- AHHH SHIT!!"
"HOLY F***! THEY GOT TONY!"
"RUN FOR IT!"
"Deserous! What the Hell?!"
Deserous: "Ha Ha! Check this out! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!"