Homemade Fleshlight Options

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now go and test it out

Or you could go find a woman/man to fuck. I personally think that would be easier and less shameful.

Americunts don't have kitchen scales. Some research says 2/3 cup of cornstarch. Fill the cup half way between the1/3 and 1/2 line with water (100ml if you have a cup with metric on it as well).

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Aug 15 2010, 16:44

Can you make a dildo out of corn starch too?

lol this is new ^

Americunts don't have kitchen scales. Some research says 2/3 cup of cornstarch. Fill the cup half way between the1/3 and 1/2 line with water (100ml if you have a cup with metric on it as well).

also says in the stick insertion step to not insert too deeply, only 4/3" 4/3 of what?

Just go to the store and buy a melon. Bore out a hole and go to town. You can even eat it after you're done.

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Really interesting...

Didn't see, that rob is back...

ISTR that these devices originated from the practice of using cup noodles as a masturbatory aid. (Please be aware that contents may be hot!) I cannot substantiate that claim at this time, but I found [patrickmacias.blogs.com] this while searching for evidence.

Edit:
Further information, from the Urban Dictionary. Still not what I was looking for, though.

Cup Of Noodles

An act of masturbation. (Male or Female)
Girlfriend: If you're good I'll give you a Cup of Noodles.
Boyfriend: Shit, I can make that myself!

This post has been edited by Sayo Aisaka: Aug 16 2010, 03:49

ISTR that these devices originated from the practice of using cup noodles as a masturbatory aid. (Please be aware that contents may be hot!) I cannot substantiate that claim at this time, but I found [patrickmacias.blogs.com] this while searching for evidence.

Edit:
From the Urban Dictionary. Still not what I was looking for, though.

Cup Of Noodles

An act of masturbation. (Male or Female)
Girlfriend: If you're good I'll give you a Cup of Noodles.
Boyfriend: Shit, I can make that myself!

Most of the shit in Urban Dictionary is made up, unfunny, and things nobody actually uses. Your use of UD as a reference is rejected.

Why would anyone measure liquids in grams?

Anyway, that thing is almost as creepy-looking as actual fleshlights. Maybe for added effect you could mix some food dye in at the beginning. Hell, throw in some glitter while you're at. If you're going to fuck a cornstarch mold, you might as well fuck a sparkly cornstarch mold.

A glittery penis would take some explaining.

A glittery penis would take some explaining.

"I thought putting glitter on my dick would make me fly, I was wrong. Now it burns when I pee."

A glittery penis would take some explaining.

And being caught sticking your penis in a corn product wouldn't?

Really, though, the glitter should be mostly sealed inside the thing once it hardened. I base this off of a tutorial on bedazzling plastic figures I read once (can't find it now, but it was on neomonsterisland.com)

Well.... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

...won't find this on the Discovery Channel! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


We should hold a contest to see who can make the most "interesting" one. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Didn't see, that rob is back...

You're overwhelmed with joy, aren't you?

A glittery penis would take some explaining.

if you had somebody with whom you were intimate enough that your glittery penis became a topic of discussion, you probably wouldn't need to resort to a fleshlight

I feel like buying some cornstarch just so I can make this...

I feel like buying some cornstarch just so I can make this...

God damn it people.
Cant you poeple get laid?
Or are you all fat spotty imature underage 14 year olds Shit whipes?
Which ever son of a bitch does this
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spotty imature underage 14 year olds Shit whipes?

Dont be so hard on your self.
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This post has been edited by crezent: Sep 9 2010, 01:13

You're overwhelmed with joy, aren't you?

I know that I am